So, um, in about fifteen minutes, I’m going to trundle off with Buffy, Willow and Giles to become one with Buffy so she can beat the living bejesus out of Adam.
Ehehehehe.
I’m… uh… scared of Adam, for one.
But I also don’t want to be permanently one with Buffy. There’s nothing in the spell that says that won’t happen. I checked. Three times. Then I made Willow check for me because I don’t read Latin.
I hate Adam. He’s stupid. He goes around and is completely unbeatable, and convinces Spike to join his team and make me and Willow and Buffy not talk.
Which reminds me…
Giles, when completely smashed, is absolutely hilarious. I found him immensely amusing last night, but I didn’t comment because Buffy was too busy yelling at me.
Anya said she was in love with me. I think I might be a little giddy about it. It sort of makes it matter less if I become one with Buffy permanently.
But not really. I don’t want that to happen. Okay? For the record, I’d like to be exhumed from Buffy as soon as possible. I hereby declare that I like being Xander. Not Buffy.
I mean, I like Buffy, and it’d be swell being a Slayer, but… it’s the sleeping with Riley bit I’m not cool with. Willow can be gay if she wants to, but it’s not for me.
…THAT’S why Oz left again.
…
Because Willow’s gay.
Not because I am.
Because I’m not. I like Anya. She’s nice, and properly female.
Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay.
Buffy’s here to save me from the rambling. I still don’t want to be her forever.
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A/N: I apologize for the lengthy hiatus. I'm just really not that interested in the fourth season right now, and was trying to find a way to step around it. I basically summed it up in two chapters. There'll be one more regarding Restless, and then it'll be onto the fifth season and hopefully much easier to write. Thanks for all your lovely reviews! (hint, hint)
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