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NOTE. This was taped, before the incident, with Axel's uh legal problems.
AXEL.
Hey folks. This is Axel. My guest tonight had it all. He was a football star, at Sunnydale
High, Guys wanted to be him, and girls wanted to be with him. But then he was killed, and
his brother bought him back. Then his plans to have a girlfriend made were stopped, when
Buffy set him on fire. Please welcome Darrel Epps. Thanks for being with us. Now clearly
the fire didn't kill you. So what have you been up to?
DARREL.
I've been alone! I don't want to be alone, anymore!
AXEL.
Fascinating. How's your brother? Are you still upset that he didn't keep his word?
DARREL.
He promised me, I wouldn't been alone! (he get up, and begins smashing the studio) I
DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE, ANYMORE! YOU PROMISED ME BROTHER!
AXEL.
(To Roth) Great guest, you got me, Dave.)
ROTH.
No body wants to come on, anymore, biddy bop.
AXEL.
So Darrel, in the years since the show, what have you been up to?
DARREL.
WHY AM I ANONE!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs Wonka, and kisses her). You can be with me! I won't be
alone!
WONKA.
Hey, I'm gay, jerk!
DARREL.
I'll wear a dress! Please, I can't be alone!
AXEL.
All right, get him out of here! Steve, get him!
Stone Cold runs out, with a chair.
AUSTIN.
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU SORRY BASTARD!
DARREL.
YOU PAY AXEL! I MAKE YOU SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE, TO BE ALONE. I KNOW YOU
LOVE FAITH, SO I'M GOING TO KILL HER! AND THEN I'LL FRAME YOU, FOR THE MURDER!
(he takes off)
AXEL.
Damn, what a Dick! I think I know why he's alone.
ROTH.
Hey man, maybe you should take his threat seriously, be bob.
AXEL.
Ph, yeah right. He don't have the balls, to do something like that.
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