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Skyler wakes up, with a headache. Remembering being jumped from behind. She looks up, and sees
Wonka standing there, and realizes she's in a strange room.
SKYLER.
Were the fuck, am I?
WONKA.
That's what I said. We've been kidnapped, by the biggest idiot, on the planet.
SKYLER.
Fred Durst?
WONKA.
No.
SKYLER.
Matt Damond?
WONKA.
No.
SKYLER.
Garth Brooks?
WONKA.
Uh No, Him. (Timan walks into the room. The girls are behind what looks like a prison cell)
TIMAN.
Hello Ladies. welcome to my House Of Sorrow. MA HA HA HA HA! So you will. (Skyler grabs
his neck, though the bars) AAAHHH!!!!!!!
SKYLER.
LET ME OUT OF HERE, FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING DICK, OFF!!!!!!!!!!! (Guards
come, and pull him free.)
TIMAN.
(After he stops crying) you are brave, but I have the advantage. You see, I have you looked up.
SKYLER.
Yeah, well they'll realize I'm gone, soon!
TIMAN.
I wouldn't count on that. (In side the studio, we see a girl, that looks like Skyler, talking to Dave.)
SKYLER.
Yes, I'm Skyler. I'm in Fallen, from Grace. But I wish, I was in Hell On Earth, because Timan, is a
better writer. Damn it. Motherfuck, (she flips of the sky) I do not like, you Powers,
that Be. You give me visions, and they hurt. Fuck you.
ROTH.
This just gets weirder, bibidy bob.
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TIMAN.
I'm afraid your not going anywhere. And soon, I'll run the show.
SKYLER.
It was you! You killed Faith, and set Axel up!
TIMAN.
Uh no. I have no idea, who killed Faith. I just capitalized on the opportunity, and framed him, by writing, look what you made me do, on the wall. And this. (He pulls out, a yellow carryon.)
WONKA.
You bastard! you'll never get away, with this!
TIMAN.
I already have, MA HA HA HA!
SKYLER.
Oh yeah. You forgot one thing. (Her eyes, go black) I've been studding magic. (She says some
words, and Timan is hit, with a brutal storm of, Muffin?)
TIMAN.
(Picking one up, and eating it) Mum, blueberry. (He walks away)
WONKA.
MUFFINS! THAT'S YOUR PLAN!
SKYLER.
Well, uh, that was just to warm up. Next time, it'll be uh, worse, cause. I totally planed that, to
make him drop his guard, yeah. (lowering her head) Oh I suck.
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