WONKABOT-
"Hello, audience. This is Wonka and I am interviewing Joss Whedon, the Creator."
JOSS-
"Uh...hi. You make it sound like I'm The Creator, as in God. I'm just a humble writer." He starts counting a large stack of money.
WONKABOT-
"Hello, Joss Whedon. I am Wonkabot. I like Oompa Loompas. Why did the series end?"
JOSS-
"Well, I though it was just time."
WONKABOT-
"Time for what?"
JOSS-
"Uh...time for the show to end."
WONKABOT-
"Yes, why did the show end?"
JOSS-
"Look....seven years is a long time of TV. Besides, I wanted the series to end on a good note."
WONKABOT-
"Why did you kill Tara? She was cute. I am gay."
JOSS-
"That's good you so open about it. We needed something to turn Willow evil, and that was the one we could think of." He continues to count money. "Besides it was Marti Noxon and Jane Espenson's idea."
Suddenly, Marti and Jane run onto the stage.
MARTI-
"Joss, you are such a liar. It was your idea."
JANE-
"And me? I didn't even write that episode." Joss hands them both a large amount of money. They walks away, counting the money...and taking the blame for killing Tara.
WONKABOT-
"I had naustiness with Faith."
JOSS-
"Yeah, I heard. Any clues on who did it?"
WONKABOT-
"Axel Osbourne did it. My creator told me to say that."
JOSS-
"Is it true?"
WONKABOT-
"Why not. The creator would not lie to me." She gets up and grabs Joss by the shirt. "The creator does not lie." Joss breaks loose and runs.
JOSS-
"Help me...."
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