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NOTE. This was taped, before the incedent, with Axel's uh leagel problems.
AXEL.
Hey folks. This is Axel. This may come, as a shock, but tonight's guest is upset about something. As you remember, from season seven. There were so many potintials, that it was hard to keep them straight. Well, my guest tonight, say that they never got there props. Please welcome, Rona, Vi, and fresh, back from the dead, Amanda. Welcome ladies. Now what seems to be the problem.
RONA.
Thank you, Axel. I'll get right to the point. Joss Whedon, is a DRITY, BACK STABING, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
AXEL.
Whoa, hold on. were is this coming from?
RONA.
I'll tell you. We were all promised are own spin off, but it didn't happen! We were promised that Buffy was going to leave, and it would foucs on us. But It didn't happen. We were used, as puppets, and that's bullshit!
AXEL.
Well, now, hold on, let.
AMANDA.
Hey, SIT DOWN, WHITE DEVIL!LET MY SISTER TESTIFING!
RONA.
Mandy, I got this. Listen Axel, We were treated like dogs. We were paid peanuts. None of us got any airtime, we were set dressing, man. We worked hard, on that retarded show, and never even got noticed, none of us!
AXEL.
What about Kennedy?
RONA.
(Mocking voice) what about Kennedy? Hey, we all know, she only got noticed, cause she was licking Willow's chochy. I'm sorry, to say that, Mom. But it's the truth. Kenny, is nothing but a sellout!!!
AMANDA.
YEAH! THAT UNCLE TOM! Or aunt Tom, or, there's Tomery about her! BUT SHE'S A SELLOUT! NO STREET CRED! I'M GONNA CAP THAT BITCH!
RONA.
Mandy, sit down, I got this.
VI.
It's the truth. We never got a chance to show, what we could do. I mean I have so much, to add, to the show, but no, I never got a shot.
RONA.
It's bullshit! We worked hard, but Slutty the Vampire Slayer, and he friends, got the glory! Buffy, is a premadona, and she needs her ass kicked!
AMANDA.
YEAH, I'M GONNA SLAP THAT BITCH, UP! I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU, THE STREETs, HOE! BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!!
RONA.
(Gnashing her teeth) I'm going to beat, your little, white ass, into a coma, if you don't shut the fuck, up!
AMANDA.
Sorry G.
AXEL.
Ok, what now? What do you want?
RONA.
Well for startes, I'd like a little equal treatment. Like all these write's doing sorries, with new slayers. HELLO, What about us? How about Rona, the Vampire Slayer.
VI.
What about Vi, the.
RONA.
I got this. I think that's a great Idea! Yeah, I like that. But no! Let's have it be Dawn, or some stupid shit, like that! They should have killed off, that pipsqueek!
AXEL.
Ok, I'm sure you've made some friends tonight. Well, that's al the time, we have.
RONA.
Hold on, I'm not done! I want to see, Joss's little white ass, right now!!!!!!
AMANDA.
YEAH, GET THAT HONKY OUT HERE! I'M GONNA GO GETTO ON HIS ASS! RONDENY KING! RODNENY KING! (Rona jumps on Amanda, and begins beating the shit out of her)
AXEL.
Goodnight, folks.
RONA.
Stupids, white bitch! Make me look bad!
AMANDA.
(gasping) Hey, Hommie. Why you trippin?
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