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AUTSIN.
I tell you, Dave, I think the cops, are going to fuck this up! So, I'm going to do my own investgation!
ROTH.
Well, hey man, I feel you. But where do we start?
AUSTIN.
With people that might have a grudge, against Axel.
Later, at Willow's house.
WILLOW.
(Opens the door.) What do you what?
AUSTIN.
Well, hello to you too, sunshine. Mind if I come in (he pushes past her).
WILLOW.
Listen creep! You've got a lot of nerve coming here, after what you did!
AUSTIN.
Oh, Are you upset, with me? Well, here's a quarter, call someone, who care! Far as I'm concerned, you bought this, on yourself, and both those bitches should dump you ASS! And that's not why I'm here. I want to know, what you think, about what happened to Axel?
WILLOW.
Oh, the killer. He should fry.
AUSTIN.
Nice. Did you know, a note was sent to Wonka, in yellow caryon. It said, Wonka, I did it, Axel.
WILLOW.
And, your point is.
AUSTIN.
Why would a guilty man, send that note, if he was trying not to get caught? Say, didn't Xander say YOU have a thing, for yellow caryons?
WILLOW.
What the HELL, does that mean?!
AUSTIN.
Well, It doesn't mean anything, by itself. But knowing you've gone evil, and killed before. Plus you have a grudge, against Axel. And the caryon thing. Well a suspicious man, might say, it looks bad.
WILLOW.
HOW DARE YOU! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, BEFORE I FLIET YOU!
AUSTIN.
HEY, that's a mean thing to say! Alright, I'll go. But you better be telling the truth!
Later Austin, and Roth are walking back to the studio, when they see Timan.
AUSTIN.
HEY! I want to talk to you!
TIMAN.
What, I'm busy.
AUSTIN.
I just wanted to run something by you. When Wonka was attacked, the first time, it was with a chainsaw.
TIMAN.
So?
AUSTIN.
Axel doesn't have a chainsaw. But uh, Dave tells me, you do.
TIMAN.
Hey, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
AUSTIN.
Didn't say you did. Just pointing out a fact. You have a chainsaw, Axel doesn't. Another fact, is you've tried to take over the show, before.
TIMAN.
Hey, Axel's my friend! Yeah, we've had problems, but that's over! I'd never screw him, like that!
AUSTIN.
Well, I hope your right. Cause I'm going to find out what happened. (Suddenly Wonka walks by) Hey, Wonka.
WONKA.
(Robotic) I am Wonka. I am gay. I like Oompa Loompas. Expecting part 75, coming soon.
AUSTIN.
Damn it, something's not right.
ROTH.
You got that right, bibdy bob.
AUSTIN.
Well The only person that knows for sure, is Faith. (Suddenly his eyes light up) And We need to get her back!
ROTH.
How, bibdy bob. Both machiens were destroyed? Be bob.
AUSTIN.
I know another way!
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