TIMAN
Hi, Timan here, filling in for Axel who has to deal with his car insurance. Tonight I am speaking with Adam that lovable Cyborg killing machine.
ADAM
It is a pleasurable sensation to be here (scanning sound) wait . . . the composition and juxtaposition of your physical features does not me the requirement to be Axel.
TIMAN
Ah, no, he has to deal with his car. So Adam you were killed at the end of season four how were you able to come back to life?
ADAM
Fortunately mother installed a second power source.
TIMAN
Really what does that run on?
ADAM
Ginger beer
TIMAN
That’s lucky. So what have you been up to since the end of the initiative?
ADAM
I transverse this continent to acquire the data I needed to reconfigure my sense of worth
TIMAN
So you went on holiday?
ADAM
I thought I just said that.
TIMAN
Have you got another job since?
ADAM
Affirmative I was offered the role in terminator 4. I spoke to Mr Schwarzenegger himself to receive the parameters.
TIMAN
Really, this is exciting, how did it go?
ADAM
Unfortunately I could not understand a word he was saying so a deal couldn’t be struck.
TIMAN
That’s sad. Anything else since?
ADAM
I did procure a position to talk to juvenile humans as an inspirational speaker for a short while.
TIMAN
Sounds promising . . . wait a short while? What happened?
ADAM
It is unclear I followed the parameters of the mission precisely. I went in and demonstrated the most efficient way to use drugs.
TIMAN
I think you were supposed to tell them not to use drugs
ADAM
That would explain the fall off in the need for my services
TIMAN
Well we’re out of time is there any last words?
ADAM
Yes I just like to say that I have forhsgforsdfkr
TIMAN
Adam?
ADAM’S WARNING SYSTEM
warning an exception error has occurred at 0028:C11B3ADC (a)bort (r)etry (f)ail
TIMAN
Oh, okay, Retry
ADAM’S WARNING SYSTEM
warning an exception error has occurred at 0028:C11B3ADC (a)bort (r)etry (f)ail
TIMAN
Um . . . Abort?
ADAM’S WARNING SYSTEM
warning main operating system corrupted. Please select new mode. 1 2 or 3
TIMAN
This is awkward okay um . . . two
ADAM’S WARNING SYSTEM
you have selected . . . random destruction mode . . . random destruction mode activated.
TIMAN
(Nervous) oh no
(Timan ducks as Adam stands up and smashes his chair. He proceeds to walk around the set destroying everything that he sees. After a few moments the new, pristine set is left in pieces.)
Axel is not going to be happy about this . . . Who puts a destruction mode in a cyborg anyway? No wonder the initiative failed.
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