Buffy is sitting at her desk, grading papers and trying to come up with an idea of where the hellmouth is. Suddenly, the door to her classroom opens and Principal Skinner comes in.
SKINNER-
"Miss Summers...you're working a little late, aren't you?"
BUFFY-
"Just grading papers."
SKINNER-
"Yes, but why is the Slayer grading papers now?"
BUFFY-
"Well, I....wait..." Skinner vamps out and attacks Buffy, who beats him down and she runs out of the classroom. While, Skinner is sitting on his rear...a dark shadow approaches, and Skinner is hit on the head with a cane.
SKINNER'S MOM-
"Seymour....why in the hell did I sire you? Get over there and kill the Slayer."
SKINNER-
"Yes, mother." He gets up and runs after Buffy. He turns a corner, but she's gone. "I vow by my unbeating Vietnam veteran's heart...I will destroy the Slayer."
SKINNER'S MOM-
"Seymour!!!"
SKINNER-
"Coming Mother!"
Buffy enters the Simpson's house.
BUFFY-
"Well, Principal Skinner is a vampire. Marge, I don't think you should send Bart and Lisa to school."
MARGE-
"Oh dear."
BART-
"No school? I fail to see the bad in all of this."
LISA-
"No school? But...I...I....NOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
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