I don't own the Joss Whedon characters. This deals with religion, and is intended as a joke. I'm sorry, to anyone that takes offence.
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AXEL.
Hey folks. As you may remember last season. I had Reverend Mark Fryer, on the show. And he said, Buffy was destroying are values. Well, I have another man, of faith on tonight. But he has a diffrent idea. So please welcome, a ten year, youth minister, Carl White. Thanks for being on the show.
WHITE.
Thank you, for having me.
AXEL.
Now, Mister White.
WHITE.
O please, call me Carl. My dad, was Mister White.
AXEL.
Ok, Carl. Now the Revrend said Buffy was the work, of the devil. Do you agree?
CARL.
With all do respect, to my christian brother, Mister Fryer, I do not. In fact, I think the show has a strong message, for God.
AXEL.
Really, how so?
CARL.
Well, Buffy Summer was chossen, to defend the world, for the forces of Satan. And to do that, she had to give her life, in season 5. Only to be reborn, in season 6. Does this sound familiar? Well it should. Buffy died, to save the world, and was reborn, just like Jesus Christ!
AXEL.
Well, yes, but I think that's just a coensidence.
CARL.
Is it, or is it a testamony, to the power, of the Lord.
AXEL.
Well, Joss Whedon is an atheist. So I don't think.
CARL.
Well, Mister Whedon, you may not believe, but he still used you, for his glory. Sir, you are bless! See I have watch the entire show, first, to last, and checked it, with the Bible. And friends, I am so happy to tell you, the good news. Buffy Summers, is the second coming, of Jesus Christ!
AXEL.
(Completely shocked) Say wha?
CARL.
HALALUJA, AMEN! SHE HAS RISEN!
AXEL.
OK, WAIT! JUST WAIT! Are you completly insane? Buffy, is a TV show! She is NOT JESUS, you dumb man!
CARL.
Well, you have a right, to your belief. But the Bible, says diffrent.
AXEL.
Where in the Bible, does it say Buffy, is Jesus? I must have been sick, that sunday!
CARL.
I'm getting, that this is hard for you. So I must ask this question. Have you axcepted Buffy, as your personal savior?
AXEL.
OK, INTREVEIW's OVER! This is wrong, on so many levels, even I know that! I'm going, before I get struck by lighting!
CARL.
Come friends, let us sing. Buffy loves me, this I know. For the Shanshu, tells me so.
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Ok, As I said, this was a joke, but I got the idea, from a real newspaper report, a few years ago, in Tennessee. There was a youth minister, claming that Buffy, the show. was about Jesus, and Joss was a holy man, touched by God. Now they never went so far, as to say Buffy was Jesus, but it was a strage thing, all the same. I don't know if there still teaching that, since most people laughed it off.
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