Wonka interviews Devon MacLeish
W-
Hi, everyone. Wonka here interviewing Devon, former lead singer of 'Dingoes Ate My Baby.' So, Devon, what's up?
DEVON-
Nothing. Nothing at fucking all. Dingoes must my last band. We were the best until that dyke Willow showed up. (Wonka's expression changes when he uses the d-word.)
W-
Devon....maybe we should leave Willow out of this. She's does have enough on her plate.
DEVON-
Who cares about that bitch? Fucking Yoko.
W-
Devon, you did know that Oz is a werewolf...right?
DEVON-
He is. That's so cool. Just like Teen Wolf.
W-
You're a fucking dork.
DEVON-
Hey, I'm a former musician!
W-
Really? Oh, wow....kinda like Boy George...he's a former musician, too.
DEVON-
Hey, fuck you and this show. This gig is beneath a singing talent like me.
W-
Devon, let's get to the real question....why haven't you formed another band?
DEVON-
Well....I have decided to parlay my athelic talents into something....professional wrestling. That bitch Steve Austin better watch out.
W-
Hold that thought, my deranged friend. Mr. Austin!!!! (Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out, and Devon cowers in fear.) Meet Devon...he wants to go into wrestler. By the way, he called you a pansy ass little bitch who couldn't find his dick without a mirror and a telescope.
(The interview ends with Austin wiping the hell out of Devon while Wonka, Axel, Beer Good, and Timan watch laughing and drinking beer.)
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