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We see Axel, Timan, Wonka, and Beer Good, sitting at a table. And a man, in a suitm is talking to
MAN.
Ok, mister, Axel, Osbourne. That's your real name?
AXEL.
Yeah.
MAN.
Sure it is. We here, at the FCC, are frankly conserned about renewing you show, for another season.
AXEL.
What do you mean? What's wrong with the show.
MAN.
(Pulls out a big stack, of papers, and starts reading.) First, you had a woman, come on the show, and verbelly abuse the audience. using horrible cursing.
AXEL.
Well, you see.
MAN.
And on the next episode, you had a man, dresses, as a woman. Mister Osbourne, it's only the second episode.
AXEL.
Well, so the show's a little crazy. But that's what makes us diffrent. I think TV has gotten stale. We just shake things up.
MAN.
Like you shook things, up, by beating up, this man, with a baseball bat?
AXEL.
Hey, he locked me, in a closet.
MAN.
Well, what did this woman do? You ran over her, with a car, and set her, on fire?
AXEL.
Well, uh, that was just a prank.
WONKA.
A prank! have to wear long shirts, and pants, to hide my scares!
AXEL.
Yeah, but now we can laugh about it.
WONKA.
I'm blind, in my right eye, you bastard!
TIMAN.
Your a bad man, Axel.
MAN.
Well sir, you did lock him, in a septic tank.
TIMAN.
Well, that was just so I could take over the show, I mean It was an acttident.
AXEL.
Look, we just have a diffrent way, of doing thinks. Like.
MAN.
Like when this man (pointing to Beer Good) had someone attacked, by cave men? And lets not forget, this. (It's the tape, of Dawn, and Andrew. They all throw up, watching it.)
AXEL.
Oh God, that's disguting. What was she thinking?
MAN. And then, on you season finnal. Willow Rosinbrug Destroyed the world?
AXEL.
Oh, that was just a dream, she had.
MAN>
A dream, we all remember?
AXEL.
Yes.
MAN>
THAT DOESN'T MAKE, ANY SENSE! Mister Osbourne, Against my better judgement, I will allow a second season. But I'm giviong you, a list of rules, and regulations, to follow. (He hands them, a big paper stack) I suggest you follow them, to the letter!
They walk outside, after the meeting.
BEER GOOD.
What a dick!
AXEL.
Ok guys, study these rule, and learn them.
WONKA.
Why?
AXEL.
Because I want every one broken, by the end, of the season.
AXEL AREAN, IS BACK!
SEASON 2.
Ok, Since you can only interview Buffy people so many times. I'm making a new rule. People can now intreview, there own character, from there stroy. Like say Redmoon, could interview Loki (Hint, hint.) And you can also interview someone else's character, IF you have permishion from the aurtor. (Though we're all using Joss's people, without asking, but people got mad, at me, the last time, I pointed that out.) So get permishion first.
PEACE AXEL.
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