Buffy couldn't stand it anymore, first she finds Giles half-naked and his
office turned into a love-nest, then a pair of FBI agents gets into the wrong
fanfic, now Angel was practically making out with a new Willow! Ahhh! She
couldn't stand it anymore.
"I'm going to class", Buffy stated, sweeping her backpack onto her shoulder.
"Really Buffy? I'm so very happy for you, thanks for sharing that info",
Willow smirked.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Just what it sounded like", Willow smiled and turned back the Angel, lightly
kissing his lips.
"Hey Buffy, from what Willow tells me your better off slaying then being in
school", Angel spoke for the first time. Right then Buffy began to slowly
reach for her stake, but something overcame her. This wasn't *her* Angel,
this was an Angel from another peice of fanfic. She retracted her hand from
her sleeve and quickly walked over to the couple. She raised her hand and
*smack* slapped Angel across the face. She smiled and the red hand print
that had begun to form. Willow let out a little shriek.
"Buffy! What disorder to you have?! Get away!", Willow screamed, gingerly
touching the red mark.
"None that you don't have already Will", Buffy called over her shoulder as
she stalked out of the library. As she appeared on the other side the bell
rang. School was over. "Thank you Xandria!" Buffy said to the non aparent
author, "I don't think I could stand any more of that!". The author came out
from inside a groups of kids.
"Luckily, I also made it Friday, have a nice weekend", The author replied,
smiling. Buffy stormed out of the school and down the streets to her house.
Suddenly she felt the prickling feeling at the base of her neck, "Vamps",
she whispered to herself, pulling out a new stake from her jacket sleeve.
Softly, then louder and louder, came some scene setting music, A quickening
beat that fit to her heart. Buffy loved it when she had music to slay to.
"Thank God for Sound Directors", she smiled, She began to hum to the tune as
a groups of Vampires stepped out, suddenly Buffy realized something..."Hey
hold!", The vamps stopped dead in their tracks, cautiosly gazing at Buffy.
She scratched her head, "I thought Vampires couldn't come out in the
sunlight". The vampires axchanged worried glances.
"Uh Oh", They let out simultaneously, with that they turned into ash and
their remains scattered the ground.
"That was to easy", Buffy smiled. The rest of the way home was truly
uneventful. Buffy pulled out her keys and walked carefree into her house.
"Finally, peace and quiet, no more-Xander! What are you doing here?", On the
couch in front of her lay Xander, sprawled out the long way, watching TV.
"Hey Buff, I told you, I'm here for the Buffy/Xander Romance! Where have you
been?", The handsome brown-haired boy explained.
"Okay, Xander, I think I have this figured out, The Exec's made a few
boo-boos and some of us have gotton sent to the wrong fanfic stories", Buffy
explained. Xander frowned and looked over at the author, "But, Xandria...I
thought I was the Favorite!"
"Oh, stop whining Xander, just cause I like you the most doesn't mean you get
to have Buffy, that's not the story line for this fanfic, It might be for my
other, The Possessed (Yes, a blatant plug for my other story, so what! this
is my story I can do what I want! HA!), now stop whining!"
"He's the favorite? But I'm the lead I should be the favorite!" Buffy
exclaimed. "And I don't want to do a Romance with him now!"
"You mean you did before?", Xander asked hopfully, Buffy replied with a
groan. The author began to write in her notbook again.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Buffy opened it from where she had
been standing through the whole ordeal. Giles and Ms. Calendar were
standing at the other side. Giles was back into his regular clothing, Buffy
sighed a little out of relief and a little out of dispointment, but she
didn't know why. Yet his clothes weren't the same, Giles was wearing a tux!
Buffy glanced over at Ms. Calander, who was out of her normal casual, yet
stylish clothes and was re-clad in a frilly white dress and vail!
"What the he-", Buffy started.
"We have something to tell you Buffy", Giles interviened. He smiled over at
his new bride, " Aimee and I have gotton married!", with that, the overjoyed
librarian planted a loving kiss on Mrs. Aimee Calendar-Giles's lips, and she
smiled back. Buffy smiled widely, then frowned.
"How, come I wasn't invited?", Buffy pouted.
"You were there, well, the Buffy for that fanfic was...anyway, we're off to
Jamaica!"
"Jamaica? Giles, you're going to Jamaica, I just can't picture that!". Giles
frowned, but Aimee laughed.
"Buffy do you mind if we come in, I need to change out of this huge dress",
Mrs. Giles asked. Buffy nodded and moved to the side so the newly-weds to
come in. Aimee smiled and kissed Giles once again. Buffy directed her to
it's location and Aimee made her way to it, but stopped in front of Xander.
"Why hello Xander", Mrs. Calendar-Giles, said lowly, with a slight purring
sound emerging from the back of her throat. Giles seemed blissfully unaware
of the seductive exchange between his new wife and the high school student as
he sat down in a big armchair.
"Isn't she wonderful?", Giles asked in a love-sick puppy voice.
"Oh yeah", Xander replied as he stood up and walked to the bathroom, locking
the door behind him. "Hello Mrs. Giles", Xander said to the undressing
teacher.
"Hello Xander", she replied, pulling him towards her and kissing him, while
reaching down to his pants...
For the next several minutes all Buffy heard were some thuds, quick panting,
and muffled shreiking emerging from the bathroom, with the occasional, "Oh,
Yes! Xander! Yes, yes, yes!". Giles once again was blissfully unaware at
the wild love-making happening in the bathroom. He kept rammbling on about
how wonderful Aimee was and how much he loved her. Buffy could barely hold
back the giggles. Finally the couple reached a climax and huge screams of
passion rocked the house, several momens later a sweaty but completely happy
Xander walked back into the room followed by a red-faced Mrs. Giles. Aimee
sat down next to Xander, running her hand up and down his torso, going lower
and lower, while Xander massaged her thighs in a circular motion with his
hands, finally Aimee pratically attacked him, pulling his mouth to her's and
shoving her tongue in. Xander obliged. Giles blissfully unaware. And Buffy
cracking up. Finally Buffy put a stop to it.
"Well Giles, what do you think about telling Willow about your marriage?",
Giles nodded enthusiastically and the group piled into Giles car. Giles
driving, Buffy in shotgun, and Aimee and Xander making out in the backseat.
Giles pulled into the driveway and they entered the house to find Willow and
Angel in an argument.
"You were looking at my neck!", Willow screamed at the cowering Angel.
"Yeah! Because you have a huge hickey, which I didn't give you! What's
going on?!", Angel demanded.
"I had some friends over, is that so wrong?!"
"Well, yeah, your my girlfriend!
"I'm not anyone's girlfriend!", Willow screamed, then she finally noticed the
nervous new group of people who had entered. "Hello there", Willow said
again sweetly. The group nervously took they're seats, Angel wearily eyed
Xander.
"Hey Vamp, don't go there, I'm the Favorite, you can't hurt me in this
story!", Xander said trumfently.
"What? Your the Favorite? I'm supposed to be!", Angel said angrily, glaring
at the author, who raised her hands in mock denial. Xander smiled again went
back to sucking neck with 'Mrs. Giles'. Finally Giles realized what was
going on.
"Aimee, what are you doing?", Giles asked innocently.
"Xander ...had a ...beesting on his*mmm* neck and I was *yes* trying to get
it out", Mrs. Giles managed to get out between gasps as she straddled Xander
and he shoved his hand down her pants. Buffy let out a disgusted sigh.
"All right, what's going on?", Came a new voice, who's owner was...the
almighty Joss Whedon. Xander and Aimee quickly stopped and regain their
composure at the sound of their bosses voice. "Come on everyone, we have an
episode to tape", Joss ordered, pointing to the door. All of the group stood
up and walked digectedly towards the door. Giles came first.
"Who said you could get married?", Joss ordered, Giles let out a little
whimper and ran out the door. Xander and Ms. Calendar came next. "Hold it!
Xander...she spoiled you didn't she?", Joss said, indicating the author and
then Aimee"
"I'm...Joss, I swear I thought it was the script!", Xander made a lame
excuse, Joss shook his head and pushed the couple out the door. Next came
Angel.
"Angelius! Stop looking at people's neck! Please! Do you know how many
lawsuits I get for that?"
"Sorry Joss", Angel mumbled and walked out the door, head down. Next came
Willow.
"Hey Joss, what are we doing, action/adventure, or more technical?", she
asked hopfully.
"A little of both, with some angst", he replied.
"Do I have alot of lines?"
"Yes Willow"
"More than Xander?"
"Umm, longer ones, more technical"
"Joss...am I getting a raise?"
"Ugh, we'll talk Willow", he replied. Willow nodded and skipped out the
door. Next came Buffy.
"Joss, am I your Favorite?", she asked, slightly whining.
"Of course Buffy, you're my leading gal", Buffy smiled and jumped through the
door. Joss sighed and made his way over to the author. "I take the
Humor/Angst didn't go to well". The author shook her had and placed it in
her hands.
"How'd ya guess? By the way, you need to call Chris Carter and tell him his
two FBI Agents are lost"
"Got ya", Joss replied, patting the girl on the back and then left. Xandria
walked slowly up the stairs to post her screwed-up story on Willow's
computer...
Then she realized, she hadn't included Cordelia! Ugh. what a day...
THE END!
