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Well here it is, Fihgt Night. I'm breaking it, into (probably) three parts. Because I don't think one big chapter, is a good idea. (These seem to work better, short.)
STYLES.
Hello fans. This is Joey Styles, and Welcome to Fight Night (crowd cheers) Would you please welcome my co host, for tonight. The one, the only, Stone Cold, Steve Austin! (Crowd cheers wildly, as Austin walks the the broadcast booth.)
STONE COLD.
I come here tonight, to see some ass whiping. And that's whats going to happen! SO I'm gonna sit here (Crowd says What) Drink some dam beer. (what) and watch these people beat the shit out of each other. (Cheers).
STYLES.
Fans, we've had a problem, tonight. It was going to be Riley, against Spike. But In a recent episode of Raw, with the Buffy stars on it. My co host, here stunned Fin, and he's still in the hospital. But we have a replacement.
Spike makes his way, to the ring, and grabs the mic
SPIKE.
Well, Captin Cardboard, didn't show up, did he? Said he's sick? Must be ball cancer. (crowd cheers) Well I hear someone else wants old Spike, tonight? Well, lets see. (suddenly Harmony jumps in, and kicks Spike, in the balls.
HARMONY.
Guess what, blondy bear. Your match is with ME! (She kicks him, in the head, and drops an elbow. Then she picks him up, and piledrives him.) You call me dumb Spike? Well, kicking your ass, is as easy, as 1,2,C. (She clims to the top rope, and moonslats him)
SPIKE.
Look, Harm. An ice cream truck.
HARMONY.
Where? (Spike hits her, wile she's looking, away, and then give her, a DDT. )
SPIKE.
Sorry pet. You should've stayed away.(He throws her, into the ropes, and goes for a clothes line, but she ducks, and hits hit, with a spining kick.)
HARMONY.
I'm not you pet, Spike! I'm not your Anything! (She drops a leg, on his chest) You are a sucky boyfriend. Your a Bad boyfriend! In fact, your like, Uh, Baducky! Yeah, that's it. (Spike jumps up, and hits her, with a body slam.
SPIKE.
Baducky? Where your droped on you sodding head, as a child? (He drops an elbo, and goes to the top. but Harm moves, picks him up, and gives him a piledriver. But she puts him, on her, and she's counted out.
HARMONY.
I WON, I WON!
ANNOUCER.
HERE IS YOU WINNER, SPIKE!
HARMONY.
WHAT! NO, I WON! (Spike is carried back, as the ref, trys vainly to explain the rules, to Hamrony.)
STYLES.
Well fans, We're off to a great start. Let take you back, to are broadcast partenr Skyler.
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SKYLER.
I'm here with Andrew. You demanded a match, with Wonka, after she kicked your ass, on the show, a.
ANDREW.
Silly silly girl. She didn't kick my ass. That's just my fighting stlye.
SKYLER.
What, crying like a baby?
ANDREW.
(Glaring at Skyler) Miss Wonka, if that is your real name. You may have had a lucky moment, but I will prevale. You are new, to the force, young one. Wile you've have been codled, in your little world, I have boldly gone, where no man's gone before. Listen, true believer. For I have the power, of Grayskull, on my side.
SKYLER.
Have you ever, even been out of your house?
ANDREW.
Hey, your not supposed to make, fun of me, in my interve. Hey, after this is done. If you want, we could go back to my place, and watch Jedi. (He give a look)And I could show you, MY Lightsaber.
SKYLER.
(She punches him, and he goes down) FREAK!
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Kennedy is streaching out, before her match. Oz walks in.
KENNEDY.
Hey, Dogboy.
OZ.
Hey, spoiled brat. Listen, I need to talk to you.
KENNEDY.
Sure.
OZ.
We've be working to gether, on Fallen, for awile. And I think we're starting to be friends. So this fight, you have with Gwen. I'd like you to call it off.
KENNEDY.
Well, She challnged me, Oz. I'm not going to back down.
OZ.
I know, but I just don't want my son, to see his mom, fighting.
KENNEDY.
Your son? Oz, haven't you noticed anything, weird, about you son?
OZ.
(Holding up his black son) What do you mean?
KENNEDY.
Nothing.
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AUSTIN.
Well, I tell ya, Joey, Oz is in some weird, ass denly.
ANNOUCER.
THE NEXT MATCH, IS ONE FALL. ALL READY IN THE RING. GWEN RAIDEN! AND HER OPPONENT, KENNEDY! Kenny comes to the ring, but Gwen fires a lighting blast at her, before she can get in.
GWEN.
Oh what's wrong, skank, are you scared? (She fires again, but Kennedy moves, and jumps in the ring. She kicks Gwen, in the head, and knocks her down.
KENNEDY.
I've had a really bad year. And I'm taking it, all out on you, bitch! (She kicks Gwen, across the ring, and she bouces off the ropes. Only to run into Kenny's foot. Kenny goes for a leg drop, but Gwen moves, and Starts hiting Kenny, with electric (And I do mean electric) punches. Just as Kenny's getting back to her feet. Gwen points her fingers, at Kenny's eyes, and give them a shock, blinding her. Kenny swings wildly, but doesn't come close to conecting.
GWEN.
Know wonder, Willow dumped your ass. (She fires at her, and sends her into the crowd. But as she's going out, to inflick more pain, Gunn jumps in).
GUNN.
Gwen, I want to talk to you!
GWEN.
Uh, kind of busy.
GUNN.
How could you do this, to me?
GWEN.
Oh, how could I not! We I found out, I was with Oz, and you'd just went to work, for Wolfram, and Hart! Now how's a better parent choice?
OZ.
What's he talking about?
GWEN.
Nothing baby.
GUNN.
Well, there's no way, in hell, your kepping my son, from me!
OZ.
GWEN! You have another kid?
GUNN.
Man, are you retarded?
Gwen hits him, with energy, and knocks him down. But she forgot about Kenny. (who's eyes, are working again. I know it's not reqlistic, but it's a parody, just go with it.)
KENNEDY.
Hey, bitch!, Remeber me? (Kenny gives Gwen, a brutal beating, and finnaly pins her.)
OZ.
Are you ok?
GWEN.
Yeah, Baby. I'm fine.
OZ.
So what's this, about you having another kid!
STYLES.
Well fans. I think this is far from over.
AUSTIN.
Well, hell. I think Both these guys, should just dump the bitch! And that's the bottom line!
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BACKSTAGE.
AXEL.
Alright Jason (holding up, a picture of Dracula) If you see this man, take him out.
SKYLER.
Hey, Axel. What's are you going to do, tonight, with Timan.
AXEL.
Well, I've been watching some of Jason's old movies, and it's given me some ideas SO
CAMERA MAN. HEY, THAT'S DRAC'S LIMO! A Limo pulls in, and Jason attacks it, with is machette. Smashing it, to pieces. It drives away.
AXEL.
SON OF A BITCH! I TOLD YOU, TO STAY AWAY!
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STYLES.
Well, this is getting wild, Steve.
AUSTIN.
Well I wouldn't count Darc, out yet. If he wan'ts to be here, then He'll be here.
STYLES.
Fans, we have to take a break, but don't go anywhere!
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