In the back alley behind the studio, Wonkabar is walking towards Cheech and Chong.
W-
"Okay guys...you know I had Kennedy beat the shit out of Axel, so I need a bodyguard for Fight Night...like a professional wrestler."
CHONG-
"Hey, man....we hear ya...."
CHEECH-
"Yeah, chicka...when he is." Instead of a huge wrestler, David Arquette comes out dressed as El Asso Wipo from Mad TV. Wonka's smile disappears.
W-
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?!"
CHEECH-
"What baby....who said you wanted a wrestler to protect from Axel right? So, we got you one."
EL ASSO WIPO-
"I AM EL ASSO WIPO AND I WILL BREAK AXEL....WITH MY KNEE!"
W-
"David...stop." She rips off the mask. "Guys, I could beat up David Arquette."
DAVID-
"Hey...." Wonka starts to work away.
W-
"Oh, God...I'm going to die."
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