Professional help
TIMAN
Alright there’s been a lot of talk about fight night and what certain people are gonna do to me with power tools! This has gone far enough! We all know who’s gonna win and I brought it a couple of people to prove my point. Here’s Rebecca and Penny from my 'Hell on Earth’ series.
(The light comes up to reveal Rebecca and Penny standing casually next to Timan)
REBECCA
Thanks Timan. We’ve been working with Timan for about four fics now so we know what he’s capable of
PENNY
Yeah! He is, like, soo full of evil that you just want to run and hide
TIMAN
Yeah!
REBECCA
And what he’s done to Axel in the past is nothing compared to what’s gonna happen on fight night!
TIMAN
Yeah!
PENNY
We, like, know for a fact he’s been in heavy training for this fight and he is ready to face anything!
TIMAN
Yeah!
REBECCA
So Pen and I are gonna say this only once! Look out cause Axel is gonna kick Timan’s Ass!
TIMAN
Yea . . . What?
PENNY
And if you could do something cool like, I don’t know, break his arm or do something like make him bleed internally that would be cool!
TIMAN
(Nervous) Ah . . . guys?
REBECCA
In fact if you need a hand on fight night we’re gonna offer our services.
TIMAN
Guys?
PENNY
Oh, oh, oh I thought of another one! A brain hemorrhage! Give him one of those!
TIMAN
GUYS!!!
(Rebecca and Penny look at Timan casually)
REBECCA
Yeah?
TIMAN
(Trying to whisper) you’re suppose to be on my side
REBECCA
(Laughing) you’re kidding me right? After what you put me through! You’re lucky I’m letting you stand near me.
PENNY
Shall we do the demo now?
TIMAN
(Even more nervous) Demo? What demo?
(Rebecca motions off stage and Faith walks on pounding her fists. Timan looks at the two women nervously.)
TIMAN
This wasn’t in rehearsal.
REBECCA
(To Timan) Shut up! (To audience) Pen and I thought that, Axel if you’re watching, you’d like some pointers on how to decimate the sad little man. Faith
FAITH
Thanks Beck. Now what you want to do is start with somethin’ simple that will do a lotta damage. I like to go for the cheap shot.
(Faith kicks Timan in the groin. He drops to his knees in pain clutching his groin)
FAITH
This gives you a great shot at the face.
(Faith Punches Timan across the jaw and he drops to the ground.)
FAITH
I know people say you shouldn’t kick a man when he’s down but, god damn, its fun
(Faith starts to repeatedly kick Timan in the ribs.)
REBECCA
Now by this point you might want to invite friends. I, myself, brought Faith, Penny and Mr. Baseball Bat
(Penny joins in with the kicking while Rebecca slams down with the bat)
REBECCA
I hope we helped you win on fight night Axel. See you at the fight . . .
(Rebecca gives suggestive look to the camera)
And maybe after if you get my hint.
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