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Hail To The King, Baby! by Wonkabar
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I push Witch-Boy towards the house with the tip of my chainsaw. After getting him in the house, Dawn and Giles tie him to a chair. I walk over to Buffy.

ASH-
"Give me some sugar, baby."

BUFFY-
"Welcome back. Did he say anything?"

ASH-
"No, but hopefully Ms. Professor over there has something to say." Faith walks up.

FAITH-
"I think dad should have just chainsawed this ass."

ASH-
"Hey, I could still do that."

FAITH-
"Yo, B....we need to talk." They walk away from me as Dawn, Giles, Willow and Kennedy walk up.

DAWN-
"What's going on?"

ASH-
"Well....Faith's pregnant."

GILES-
"Anybody else pregnant." Willow smiles and raises her hand.

KENNEDY-
"That's right....I'm the daddy."

GILES-
"Uh....congrads....what about Ethan?"

ASH-
"Well...he conned the professor there and played the Knowby tape to get in good with the Gods of Chaos, or some shit like that."

ETHAN-
"If you don't release me and send me back to Dearborn, I will have the Deadites kill all of you. I am their leader!"

ASH-
"Listen pal, you're not leading anything but Jack and shit....and Jack left town."


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