W-
Wonkbar here once again with Andrew. Welcome back.
ANDREW-
Uh....last time you interviewed me....I got beat up by Dawn.
W-
Well...you did sell that sex tape to Playboy Magazine. You're here now because of the Oscars. As evryone may or may not know, the Academy Award nominations have been announced and your feature documentary "Buffy: The Slayer of the Vampires" was not included.
ANDREW-
Yes, Wonka...it's the biggest injustice in cinema history. My film had heart, spirit, and Ewoks. The academy decides that penguins and Enron was more important.
W-
Yes....that is wrong. But I did see "March of the Penguins" and I like it.
ANDREW-
That's between you and your God. "Buffy" should have been nominated for more than just Best Feature Documentary.
W-
Really, like what?
ANDREW-
Spike should have been nominated for best actor. Instead they go for Heath Ledger in a gay cowboy movie. Maybe that what I should do: a gay penguin movie.
W-
That's....interesting. Any others?
ANDREW-
Yes....I should have got all of Clooney's nominations. I mean I think he is a very....gifted man, but best director, best supporting actor, and best writer. Come on, those were all mine.
W-
Okay....whatever. You mentioned backstage that you missed out when everyone in Sunnydale was signing and dancing....
ANDREW-
"That's what I should have filmed. That would have blown away "Walk The Line".
W-
Okay...it's offical: your insane.
ANDREW-
Oh, YEAH! "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" only got one nom and it was for costume. So there. (Andrew sticks his tongue at Wonka).
W-
FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! (Wonka jumps on Andrew and starts choking him. Triple H runs up and grabs Wonka and picks her up. She kicks Andrew in the face.)
TRIPLE H-
Calm down, Wonka....I agree with you. (Triple H starts beating the holy hell out of Andrew)
W-
Thank you for joining us on Axel's Arena or as I call it today The Scene of Andrew's Death. Thank you.
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