Hi, everyone. Wonka here in the lobby of the Standard Hotel in Los Angeles. I'm in with Harmony Kendall.
W-
"So, Harm, what have you been doing see Angel fired you?"
HARM-
"Oh, just looking for another job. That's not easy....you know being a vampire sucks. HEHEHE. You get it. Vampire...sucks."
W-
"Uh....yeah, good one Harm. So, what kind of job do you want?"
HARM-
"Oh....I want my own reality TV show. You know, something classy, like...The Bachelorette. I was one of the most popular people at Sunnydale High."
W-
"Classy and The Bachelorette...two things I never thought I would heard in the same sentence. How did you feel about the town's destruction."
HARM-
"Spike did that just to hurt me. I mean....I felt so much pain about losing my hometown. Spike just did that because I would take him back."
W-
"WHAT!? Spike saved the world, he has a soul now."
HARM-
"Yes, I know. He was with the law firm I worked with. He did call me a 'prat' a couple of times. I guess that's Englishesse for cute."
W-
"Englishesse?"
HARM-
"Oh, yeah. I can speak a couple of languages. I'm bi-lateral."
W-
"Finally....something we both agree on."
HARM-
"Well....I have to get going. I met this really, really nice movie director and he wants me to go to his house for a screen test."
W-
"That's good...who is?"
HARM-
"Ron Jeremy." She walks away as the camera goes to commerical.
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