I own nothing. Hope it Ok for me to use this,Axel.
RAVEN.
Good evening. Axel is beating the shit out of Timan, tonight. So I'll be hosting this show. Tonight, we have one of the most beloved people, in the Buffy world. Winifred Brekel, on the show. Let's bring her out.
STAGE HAND.
Uh, we have a problem. You remember that Fred died, right?
RAVEN.
Yeah, but this show brought Tara back?"
STAGE HAND.
"Yeah, well Tara's soul wasn't destroyed, like Fred's. So the only way to get her, was to go back in time. So we tried to go, to season four, of Angel. But we made a mistake, and went to season 2, instead.
RAVEN.
You mean?'
STAGE HAND.
Yeah, it's Crazy Fred. (Fred comes out, with a bag of tacos, and marked numbers, all over herself.
FRED.
Well, hey there. Where am I?
RAVEN.
Uh, the future.
FRED.
I traveld though time? Oh, I have a theroy, about that. (she goes to the wall, and begins writing math , on it)
RAVEN.
Uh, Fred, please focus. Thanks for being on the show.
FRED.
Am I on TV? Oh I can't be on TV. The monsters may steal my soul.
RAVEN.
There are no monsters, trust me. So what's it like being with Angels crew.
FRED.
Oh, he saved me, from that bad place. He's a nice man. He says, I should come out of my room, but I like it better, Hey this ain't my room. (Fred begins to scream, and run) HELP! I NOT HERE! MY HEAD FELL OFF!
RAVEN.
Clam down, this is your room. We uh, just painted it."
"Oh, Ok. Your nice. Some people aren't nice. I have a theroy, about that. (she begins to write, on Raven)
RAVEN.
OK, I can't deal with this. Show's over.
FRED.
I really am having fun here. Will you be my friend?
RAVEN.
Yeah sure, just stop writing on me.
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