Hello everyone, Wonka here filling in for Axel. Today, I'm interviewing the legendary Vlad Tepes, also known as Dracula. (Wonka is sitting there in her best dress.)
W-
"So, Dracula...(she looks into his eyes)...w.w...um....what have you doing since Buffy staked you in season five."
DRACULA-
"As you know, I have been traveling. Buffy Summers will be mine, again."
W-
"Yes, master....no, I mean....Buffy was dating Spike, and in a lot of fanfics, they live happily ever after."
DRACULA-
"Spike? Oh, you mean William The Bloody, Buffy deserves so much better...just like you." Dracula touches Wonka's face.
W-
"I...uh....happy right here thanks....I think."
DIAMOND DAVE (ON CAMERA)-
"Wonka, I thought you're gay. I was going to put you in my next video."
DRACULA-
"Quiet! Your leaving ruined Van Halen."
W-
"OKAY! OKAY! Back to the interview. So, you believe that Buffy could do better than Spike. I don't think a lot of the viewers would agree."
DRACULA-
"Do you?"
W-
"No...I think that Spike and Buffy are great....uh....(under her breath) stop looking into his eyes, Miranda."
DRACULA-
"You will tell Axel I will be at his Fight Night." He disappears into a puff of smoke.
W-
"Thanks..for watching. Can you go to a commerical, please."
DIAMOND DAVE-
"We're clear. You okay?"
W-
"Hey...great interview. Nothing got destroyed, maybe Axel will start letting me do this legally again."
TOMMY CHONG (on microphone boom)-
"Hey, man...your not suppose to be here?"
DIAMOND DAVE-
"That's right. Axel took away your security card to get in here." Wonka drops the mic and runs. "Hey!! Get back here."
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