After a brief fight, the three Spikes and Buffy seperate due to Mal pointing his pistol at them. Mal looks at the front door, which was left open and sees two men staying there. He points them out to Joss.
MAL-
"Hey...ya know those two?" Joss turns and sees David Boreanez and....Tom Hanks?...standing there.
TOM-
"Uh....Joss, I guess you forgot about our meeting?"
In the basement the vortex stirs again. Angel steps through followed by Angelus. The two stare at each other, circling.
ANGELUS-
"Look....Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes."
ANGEL-
"Leave now." Suddenly, the vortex stirs again and then shuts down.
"Down here, guys." Angel and Angelus look down to see Puppet Angel and a toy cowboy walking around by himself. They all turn towards the stairs to see Joss running down.
JOSS-
"Guys could you come up here."
Back in the living room, Angelus and Ol'Spike are standing seperate from the group whispering to each other. Angel is standing next to Buffy....or Sarah, he's not sure which. Everyone else is staring at Puppet Angel and Woody, the toy cowboy. Suddenly, Dawn and Michelle let out a squel.
DAWN-
"Josh....you wrote 'Toy Story'!" She points to a plaque on the wall from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences: his Oscar nomination.
MICHELLE-
"Yup...oh, by the way, it's pronounced 'Joss' not 'Josh'."
DAWN-
"Sorry, Joss."
JOSS-
"Don't worry...that happens a lot."
KAI-
"Joss...okay....we have 'Buffy', 'Angel', 'Firefly', and now 'Toy Story'. You didn't invite anyone else have you...like Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore, Kevin Costner, or....oh God....you didn't invite Sigourney Weaver, did you?"
ALYSON-
"Oh, fuck....that's right. Joss wrote 'Titan AE', 'Waterworld', and 'Alien Resurrection'. YOU DIDN'T INVITE SIGOURNEY WEAVER DID YOU?"
JOSS-
"Uh....."
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