Me, Willow, Oz and Giles are the smartest people ever.
We decided to kidnap Buffy because we thought she was going to kill Kathy.
It’s Kathy now. With a K. I got a nice little rant about that from Buffy. About twenty times.
But seriously. Buffy went really postal. I never thought I’d say this, but she was even more bitchy than Cordelia.
I know! I know! It’s bananas!
She was all obsessed because Kathy cut her toenails and they grew back overnight. Then she actually told Willow that she was going to kill Kathy, so I guess our attempts at restraining her weren’t so horrible…
But then Kathy was a demon. That’s what that freaky-ass back thing was, with the ridges and the scary. And Kathy was stealing Buffy’s soul. So it wasn’t even her fault, AND she wasn’t wrong.
GUILT TRIP!
It’s like a road trip, only no fun!
Oh, wait. My road trip wasn’t any fun, either.
Okay, it’s like a road trip, only I don’t have to strip for people.
Unless she’s really really mad at me. Then maybe…
Ahahahahaha, that’s a good one, Xander Gander! Don’t write silly things like that in pen and pretend that I wrote them! Geez. Kidder.
Ahem.
So I’m totally broke now. Tomorrow I head to the unemployment office to see what I can see. I’m hoping for a job at a pizza place. I could really use some pizza.
And Kathy’s gone. Her dad came to pick her up, and now poor Willow with her partying roommate no longer has a partying roommate. Unless Buffy’s morals take a radical change in the near future.
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