In the Simpson's house, Bart, Lisa, and Dawn are watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon. Scratchy the mouse is walking down a dark alley, dressed like Angel. Suddenly, Itchy the cat jumps out, dressed like a cheesy vampire from a 1950s movie. Scratchy suddenly brings out a large sword from out of nowehere and cuts Itchy's arms and legs off. The mouse then nails the cat to a wall and starts playing darts with stakes. Finally after five or six stakes, Itchy explodes into dust. Bart, Lisa, and Dawn are laughing their heads off. Homer and Spike walk into the living room.
SPIKE-
"Okay, Homer, it's time to patrol."
HOMER-
"Ahhh....TV's on tonight."
BUFFY-
"Homer, as a vampire with a soul, you can help us walk the graveyards and stop evil."
HOMER-
"I don't know....sounds like work."
MARGE-
"Speaking of work...what are we going to do for money?"
HOMER-
"Don't worry, Marge...uh...Buffy, how much do we get paid anyway?"
BUFFY-
"We don't."
SPIKE-
"Oh let's just sodding go?"
HOMER-
"Hey, there's no speaking French in this house."
BUFFY-
"Just come on." The three leave the house. They start walking through a cementary. Homer is gobbling down a hot dog, and being very noisey about it.
SPIKE-
"I've told you, you don't need to feed food anymore. Stupid wanker."
HOMER-
"Listen, Frenchie, I've told you about that language. I maybe an immortal creature of the night, but I'm be dammed if I'm giving up hot dogs." Suddenly, a vamped out Barney jumps out of the brushes and falls on his face. Homer walks over and stakes him and he explodes into dust.
HOMER-
"I've killed my best drinking buddy....(He yells at the sky) WHY GOD.....WHY!!!!!."
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