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By the way, I know I suck at writing Loren. I really don't know how to write him. So sorry Loren fans. But he has to be in this chapter.
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"I'm not doing this" said Angel, "not now!"
"But he might be able to help" said Wes.
"He's right Angel" said Willow, "Lorne may be able to catch something I missed."
"I'm not singing! Not when my voice sounds like this."
"Come on Angel" said Fred, "It can't be any worse. (Angel glares at her) I mean, uh, it's still your voice, just higher, so it can't be that diffrent."
"I'm going home" said Angel, as she tried to leave.
"No, your not" said Willow, "This may be the only way to help you. get up there Missy! Uh I mean Mister."
"Fine" Angel growled, "But I really hate you all."
Loren had left W/R/H, and started a new club. He was siting at the bar, when he saw Fred, Wes, Spike, Gunn, Willow, and two women he didn't know, walking toward him. "Hey hip cat's" said Loren, "what brings you high rollers down here, to see us lowly, common folk?"
"Well Loren, we," said Fread, before he cuts her off.
"Hey! where's my hug, first? (Fred gives him a hug) that's better. Now who are these charming young ladies?"
"Well this is Buffy."
"Buffy? as in THE Buffy? As in the Slayer, that changed the world? as in the one and only?"
"Stop, your embarssing me" said Buffy, "Ok just a little more."
"Back to the point," Angel snapped.
"Well" said Loren, "who's this rude little girl?"
"That's kinnda why were here" said Fred, "See there was this spell that went wrong, and well. As weird as this is going to sound. Well this is Angel."
"PFHA HA HA HA HA HA HA " Loren laughed as Angel cliched her fist, "Oh Fred, your going to have to do better than that. You don't think I own a calendar? APRIL FOOLS! Ha ha. Come on. I'm not going to fall for something that lame. Ha ha. (Then he notice the looks on there faces. ANd the death gaze Angel is giving him) Your serious, aren't you?"
They give Loren all the details of the last few days. And he speaks. "Bummer. Well I see why your in such a funk. Don't worrie your pretty little head, Angelcakes. If I can help you, I will. But you know what you have to do. ANd I don't think Mandy will be right this time."
Angel walked on the stage, as the music began to play. The she started singing.
"I feel unhappy. I feel so sad. I've lost the best friend, I've ever had.
I'm going though changes. I'm going though changes.
"I was wrong" said Fred, "This is worse."
Suddenly Loren fell to the floor.
"Oh it's not that bad," said Willow.
Angel rushed to Loren. "What did you see."
Loren gets up, and glares at Angel, "You Bastard! How could you! You brainwashed us all! How could you do that to your son!"
"What's he talking about," said Wes.
"Loren, please tell me" said Angel, "What did you see?"
"Get to Connor now!"
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We see Connor walking into his house, were his father (the other one) was standing.
"I do not understand women" said Connor, as his dad looked at him stragely, "I borowed a Green Day CD, from My girl friend. And lost it. So I went and bought a new one, and gave it to her. YOu'd think that'd be enough, but she get's mad, and dumps me! She says if I had a kid, and lost him, I'd just try to buy a new one. Evil Kenivle couldn't make that jump!"
"Who are you" said Mister Riley?
"Funny Dad. I'm not in the mood."
"I think your confuesed, young man."
"April Fools, I know what your doing Dad."
"But I'm not your dad."
Just them Misses Riley walks in, "Hello. Honey who is this?"
"I'm your son! This isn't funny."
"Ok just calm down. I'll be alright."
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? HERE I AM IN THIS PICTURE! (he looks at it, but he's not in it anymore) WHat's going on? Mom, Dad, It's me. I'm your son! Why are you doing this?"
"Just take it easy, young man."
Connor runs out the door. "What's happening" he thought, "why don't they remember me? ANd why wasn't I in the pictures?" Before he could think anymore, a black van pulled up, and to vampires jump out, and went at him. He fought them off, with martial arts moves (that he'd never learnd) And stenght (that he didn't know he had) How'd I do that?" Suddenly a drat hits him, in the arm, and he's out. They pick him up, and put him in the van just as Angel, and the others get there.
CONNOR" Angel yells, as it drives away, "CONNORRRRRR!"
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They are walking back the the office. Angel has told them everthing. "I can't belive you did this Angel, there is NO excuss," said Wesly!"
"I did what I had to to protect him," said Angel.
"Which was selling us out" said Fred, "you want us to feel sorry for you? I'm sorry you were turned into a woman Angel! cause I'm ashamed to be the same sex as you!"
Angel turned and glared at her, but she held fast. Then a look of shame came over Angel's face.
"Your right. I'm sorry. There is no excuss. And I have no right to ask you to help me. But I am. Because I don't have any other choice. Please. He's my son. I can't beat them by myself. After you can do what you want with me. But don't make him pay, please."
"Well help" said Wes, "but this isn't over."
Angel walks to the front door, and opens it. But when she tries to go in, she can't"
"What's going on," said Angel?
"It's some kind of focer field" said Willow, "I'll try to bring it down. (Willow's eyes go black, and she fires enegy at it, but it deflects back at her, knocking her down. Buffy run to her to check on her.) Owch that wasn't fair."
"Angel" said Eve, as she appeard at the door, "I'm afaid I have some bad news. The partners are pleased with you preformance, and are letting you go. And I'm afaid were going to have to skip the two weeks notice. Sorry."
"WHERE IS MY SON, YOU BITCH?"
"You don't have a son, Angel."
"Don't play with me!"
"I'm not. Remember that paper you singed. This one, with Plans for Armageton, on it? I guess you were distracted when you signed it. Anyway, it's says that you give up all right to Connor, and he is now the property of Wolfram, and Hart."
I don't care! Give himover now, or I'll kill you!"
"No, you won't. See we have a new security system her. No vampire, (looking at Buffy) or slayer, (looking at Willow) or witch, no matter how powerful, can enter, unless we want them to. It's over Angel. You've lost. But don't worry, you won't live long enough to regret it. Soon you, and the rest of the world will be put out of you misery."
"I'm warring you Eve, let me in!"
"April Fool's Angel."
"EEEEEEEEEVE!"
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Thanks to Beer Good, for the idea of having Angel sing.
Sorry again for ruining Loren. I'll try never to write him again.
By the way, the song was Changes, by Black Sabbath (One of there few Ballads).
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