In the Simpson home, Homer is chained up in the basement. Willow is setting up to do the re-souling of vampire Homer. Upstairs, Marge is meeting the rest of the Scoobies.
MARGE-
"So there REALLY are vampires in our town. Besides the nuclear power plant, the corrupt polictians, the world's largest tire fire, the three-eyes mutant fish, and rampant crime, I thought this was a nice town."
BUFFY-
"Yeah...I know what you mean. Sunnydale was like that...well with no nuclear plant, and do you say the world's largest tire fire?" Marge nods her head, with pride. Bart walks into the kitchen with Nelson.
MARGE-
"Nelson, what are you doing here?"
NELSON-
"Buffy invinted me in, Mrs. S." Nelson vamps out and tries to bite Bart. Buffy jumps up and stakes him, and Nelson explodes into dust. Marge gasps and grabs a vaccum cleaner.
MARGE-
"Bart, no more inviting vampires into the house. Buffy, no more stakings on the carpet."
BART AND BUFFY-
"Yes, ma'am."
In the basement, Willow does the spell, and Homer returns to normal.
HOMER-
"Hey, what happened?"
WILLOW-
"Well, Homer...you got turned into a vampire, and now I've given your soul back."
HOMER (staring out into empty space)-
"So, this is my destiny....to help the world until I'm final find redemption for my demonic deeds."
WILLOW-
"Well...you have really done anything demonic."
HOMER-
"I said 'redemption', damn it and I meant it. Oh, can I eat as many doughnuts and drink as much beer as I want without having my sixth heart attack?"
WILLOW-
"Uh...sure."
HOMER-
"Sweet."
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