Disclaimer: I don't own any of the sports teams and Wes Brown really does play for Manchester United
~=underlined
************************************************************
When they all got back to Wolfram & Hart they were all just a wee bit drunk and people noticed it.
"Spike, Republic of Ireland is way better than Manchester United." Angel said to Spike.
"Have you even watched Manchester play?" Spike asked.
"Yeah, and I still say Republic's better." Angel argued as he, Spike, Wesley, Gunn, and Boothe staggered into Angel's office
"What do you say, Wesley?" Spike said turning to Wesley.
"Sorry, Angel, but Spike's right Manchester is the greatest." Wesley slurred.
"Come on, Angel, you had to have seen that Wes Brown, he plays some bloody great football.
"Right, and I'm Superman. You are so naïve, Spike, to the world of football." Angel said.
"Hey, you two need to stop talking about soccer…" Gunn was stopped suddenly when Angel, Wesley, and Spike all shouted "Football!"
"Fine, football, but as I was saying we need something else, what do you say we do, Lorne?" Gunn asked.
"Sing, Charlie Boy, sing." Lorne said and then he started to sing and everybody soon joined.
"Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down, tie me kangaroo down sport, tie my kangaroo down, watch me platypus duck, Bill, watch me platypus duck." They all sang, by the end they were all standing in a line, each holding a bottle of beer, and swaying to the music.
"Who here knows how to play poker?" Boothe asked when they were all done singing.
"Yes, but do you know how to play kitten poker?" Spike inquired taking a swig of his beer, which was almost empty.
"What in the world is that?" Boothe asked curiously.
"You play with kittens instead of money. Loads of fun. Hey, Angel, you got another beer around here, by any chance?" Spike asked looking into his empty bottle.
"No, but I'll get Harmony to bring a couple cases in." Angel said as he staggered over to his desk.
"You, know, if Bones comes in here, she's going to kick my butt. Thank goodness I didn't let her have a gun. She would probably shoot me." Boothe said finishing his bottle as well, and looking sadly into his bottle.
"Why do you call her Bones?" Gunn asked who had finished his beer as well.
"'cause she works with bones, you idiot." Spike said.
"I'm not an idiot." Taking a running start to attack Spike, but before he could he was stopped by Angel.
"Beer's coming. Harmony said she'd bring 3 cases." Angel said and then everybody started to hoot and holler for joy.
By the time Harmony got there with the beer they were all singing Donce Shon.
"Here, Boss, this should be enough." Harmony said standing in the door. Before Angel even started walking towards her, Spike was up, grabbing the cases and giving her a huge hug.
"Eew. Spike, I don't want to hug you. You guys are really weird, maybe you should lay off the beer." Harmony said although the only reply she got was a roomful of laughs, which caused her to storm off.
"Man, why did you hire her as a secretary?" Boothe asked laughing.
"She was apparently the best." Angel said laughing as well.
"Next thing to do on the list, movie quotes. Anybody no any good ones." Lorne said about fifteen minutes later. By this time each of them had drunken at least a bottle and a half.
"How about this 'You can't handle the truth'?" Boothe said.
"I know this one, it's ~A Few Good Men~." Spike said startling everyone except for Boothe, who didn't know him that well.
"What Xander liked the military movies and I just happened to be over the couple hundred times he watched that one." Spike said looking around taking another swig.
"You're wasted, man." Gunn, who was clearly having a hard time standing up, said to him.
"No, we're all wasted." Spike said.
"Feels so darn good though." Angel said smiling and then Gunn passed out followed by Wesley, Boothe, Lorne, Spike, and then finally Angel.
|
|
|
|
Rave
Barbie Girl (Becca)
biscuit07
Filmtheory (Jim)
Malice (Jess)
MebbtheScribe (MichaelB)
Reset (Allie)
Shay (Marrisa)
somnambulist29 (Shea)
Stephanie Loss
Wendyness (Wendy)
Questions?Contact Us
|
|
All stories on this site have been archived with the authors' consent. Do not copy these stories for your own uses without the express consent of the author themselves. Buffy the Vampire Slayer TM and Angel TM are © UPN, WB, Fox and its related entities. All photos on the site are © UPN, Fox, Warner Bros, and/or their respective owners. No profits are being made by use of these images.
Powered with the assitance of eFiction.
|
|
|
