"They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa. To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!" Spike sang drunkenly.
"What the heck are you singing about?" Joyce asked from her living room.
"All together now, tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down, tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down, And mind me platypus duck, Bill, Mind me platypus duck, oh, don't let him to running amuck, Bill, Just mind me platypus duck." Spike sang drunkenly as Joyce came into the kitchen.
"Spike, stop singing." Joyce said annoyed as she slapped across the face.
"Aww, one more song, On top of spaghettti all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed." Spike sang smiling as he grabbed another one of his beers he had brought but had it snatched away by Buffy.
"Leave my mom alone, Spike." Buffy said heatedly.
"Buffy you have so many toes....FOES! I said foes." Spike said looking down at Buffy's uncovered feet.
"Hello, all. If you all would be so kind to come into the den so I can kill you." a voice came from the den,
"Why would we do that?" Buffy asked snidely as she grabbed a stake and a sword.
"Because I'm going to kill you. I'll try to be as quick as possible, I promise." The demon said as Buffy walked into the den and Spike grabbed another beer.
Suddenly a scream came from the basement and everybody went running.
"What's wrong?" Buffy asked when she saw Anya cowering in fear.
"It's a big black bunny!" Anya screamed as she ran right over to Spike, who was chugging down another beer.
"Don't do that. Now look what you made me do. I spilled my beer." Spike said annoyed as he looked down at his wet shirt.
"Buffy, come up here!" Dawn shouted from upstairs and everybody went running up there.
"What is it Dawn?" Buffy asked worriedly.
"I have no reflection. It's not there." Dawn said as she started to cry. Buffy looked at Spike wondering if he had anything to do with it, but saw that he was singing again,
"TINGALAAAAAAAO! Come little dunkey come...TINGALAAAAAAAAAO! Come little dunkey come...me dunkey EAT...me dunkey SLEEP...me dunkey....Oh what's the rest of the song...me dunkey...SIT ON A GARBAGE HEAP! TINGALAAAAAAAAO! Come little dunkey come." Spike sang as he laughed his crazed laugh.
"Stop singing, Spike. What the heck is a cow doing in the living room" Buffy asked as she saw a huge cow grazing on her mother's plant.
"I can explain." Angel said as he came into the living room with a bagfull of grass.
"Peaches." Spike said drinking yet another beer.
"Spike." Angel said. Spike was now sitting on the couch talking to himself while everybody else talked about the cow.
"This little piggy went to market....This little piggy stayed home....This little piggy had roast beef....This little piggy had none....And this little piggy went 'Wee, wee, wee' all the way home." Spike said to himself as he looked at his fingers and then he realized something was wrong.
"Since when do I have twenty fingers..."
"Since I made you have twenty." Willow said as she walked into the living room glaring at Spike.
"Shut up, Spike" Angel said and then he noticed something.
"Wait...wait one minute...my phone is blinking." he said and then he went into the other room to answer it.
"I want ten fingars again, Red." Spike whined.
"Fine, it was just a little joke." Willow said smiling at Buffy.
"Well, it wasn't funny." Spike said as he stormed out of the house and everybody cheered.
"What happened? What did I miss?" Angel asked when he came into the living room and everybody started laughing.
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