Burns is sitting behind his desk when Homer comes in.
HOMER-
"Y..you want to see me, Mr. Burns? If it's about breaking that vending machine to get my candybar..."
BURNS-
"Simpson, I have a promotion for you."
HOMER-
"And they said I wouldn't go anywhere by doing nothing. Take that corporate ladder!!!"
Burns gets up and walk towards Homer with a needle in his hand.
BURNS-
"Simpson, I need some of your blood...for...a....drug test." Burns stabs Homer with the needle but he doesn't have enough strength to get it in. Smithers comes up behind Homer and smashes a vace over his head.
HOMER-
"Knock it off, jerk ass." Suddenly, the whistle blows and Homer leaves the office. "Oh, by the way, Mr. Burns, do I get an office?"
BURNS-
"Leave oaf...now...."
HOMER-
"But the promotion?"
BURNS-
"Smithers, release the hounds." Homer runs out of the plant with man-eating dogs behind him. Back in Burns' office, a figure in a dark cloak comes up to Burns.
BURNS-
"Master, I'm sorry...I need more time."
MASTER-
"Okay." Lighting flashes to reveal.....
Ned Flanders!
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