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GILES.
Is he ever going to be finnish.
ROSS.
He's almost done.
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ROSS.
OK fans were ready to go. Time for the main event!
Buffy, and the Rock go to the ring first. The Faith, and Stone Cold walk in. The are about to start, when Triple H's music play, and he walks out.
TRIPLE H.
What the hell is thisuu. I should be in the main eventuu. I'm the gameuu. These to jackasses are even in my leageuu.
STONE COLD.
Hey hunter. If you ate more fiber, you wouldn't have that problem.
THIPLE H.
F*#K YOU AUSTINUU. I'M THE GAMEUU. I'M GONNA KICK YOU ASS.(he steps into the ring). IF F*#KING STUPID THAT WHERE FIGHT CARTOON CHARACTERS. BUT NOT TO HAVE ME IN THE MAIN EVENT, IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT! I'M BETTER THAN EVERYBODY IN THIS RING, AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! it must piss you off, knowing that I'm the man, and you both just pieces of crap.
ROCK.
I'll tell you who's pissed off. Your wife. Because you nose is bigger that you Johnson.
THIPLE H.
Why are you so intrested in my Johnson Rock. I mean your always talking about putting things up someones ass, or wipe a monkeys ass. Or laying the smack down on a man. It doesn't take Sigman Frod to figuer this out. Hell, I think Sigfred, and Roy could figuer this out.
BUFFY.
Aren't we supposed to fight, or something?
Suddenly Shawn Michaels music plays, and he walks out.
HBK.
Whoa, hold on. First of all. I really don't wanna here about your asses, and putting things in them. Secondly, If anybody should be in the main, It should be the main EVENT! THE ICON! THE SHOW STOPPER! THE HEART BREAK KID, SHAWN MICHAEL!
THIPLE H.
Sorry Shawn. We whould have put you in the main event. But we though you were dead.
HBK.
Hunter, you wouldn't even have a job, if it weren't for me. Remember DX. That little thing that I came up with. That you stoled, and ran with.
TRIPLE H.
See that's not the way I see it. The way I see it, is you did come up with DX. But no body cared. So I took it, and made it what it was. And when I left, nobody cared again. So it looks to me, that I'm the reason YOU have a job. That I was carring YOU.
HBK.
Why don't I come down there, and we'll see who's carring who.
FAITH.
So about or are match. We still doing that? (Suddenly Tazz's music plays.) Guess not.
TAZZ.
Why don't you all shut up, before I come down there, and choke all you son's of bitches out! I should be n the main event. Because I'm Tazz. The Human suplex machien. Beat me, if you can. Survive if I let you.
STONE COLD.
Yeah right, Tazz. You ain't won a match in five years, so kiss my ass.
Suddenly Mic Foleys music plays.
FAITH.
We're not fighting, are we?
BUFFY.
Doesn't look like it.
FOLEY.
Hold on. If anybody needs to be in the main event, it's me. The hardcore legend, Mic Foley. And I'm ready to go, right here in Sunnydale California (Crowd cheers). Not only am I a hardcore legend. But a best selling aurthor too. And I'll be signing books, tommorow. Right here, in Sunnydale California(Cheers)!
THIPLE H.
Hate to bust your bubble mic, but they only buy your books because your famous. Not because your a good writer. I mean you could write see spot run, and these morons would buy it. Uuu.
FOLEY.
Well that's not true. I know I'm a great writer. So do the good folks in Sunnydale California. (cheer) And I'm more then happy to kick your ass, right here, in Sunnydale California! (cheer)
ROCK.
MIC. PLEASE SHUT UP! YOU ARE BORING THE ROCK! YOUR BORING THE WRESTLES! AND YOU ARE BORING THE PEOPLE OF SUNNYDALE CALIFORNIA! (cheer) DAMN IT, NOW YOU HAVE THE ROCK DOING IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
STONE COLD.
What?
ROCK.
Shut up steve.
STONE COLD.
What?
ROCK.
knock it off!
STONE COLD.
What?
ROCK.
(Mocking voice) WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT! IS IT REALLY STILL THAT FUNNY? THE ROCKS SURE LITTLE KIDS ARE DOING THAT SHIT! LET IT GO!
STONE COLD.
Did you ever think I might say what so much, because I can't hear! Hell I've been hit in the ear so many times, my eardrums are shot.
BUFFY.
So about the match? (Chris Jericos music goes off) Never mind!
JERICO.
LISTEN UP, ASSCLOWNS! IF ANYONE DESERVE TO BE IN THE MAIN EVENT, IT'S ME, DADDYO!
GILES.
WAIT A MINUTE! ILLYRIA KILLED HIM!
ROSS.
No he was just really hurt (whisper) shut up, don't blow this.
GILES.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! WELL LETS JUST THROW LOGIC OUT THE WINDOW THEN! BLOOD WONDERFUL!
JERICO.
So let the real main event begin.
TRIPLE H.
Hold on Chris. To be in the main event, you must be this tall.
JERICO.
Hunter, don't blame me because you married Stephanie Macmahon. It's not my fault she's a DIRRTYYY, DISGUSTION, BBBRRRUUUTTLLAAAA, BOTTOM FEEDING, TRASH BAG HOE!
Suddenly Hulk Hogans music come on. And he walks out on a walker.
HULK HOGAN.
LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER! HULKAMAINIA IS THE MAIN EVENT DUDE! I'VE BEEN TO EVER WRESTLEMAINIA DUDE! ALL MY HULKSTER DUDES KNOW I'M THE MAN BROTHER! THAT'S WHY I'M STARING IN MY NEW MOVE DUDE! PIRATES OF THE HULKABIEN! I PLAY CAPTIN JACK THUNDERBLOT! LOOK FOR IT IN A VIDIO STORE NEAR YOU, BROTHER!
JERICO.
(Runs to Hogan, and takes him down) SHUT UP! YOU SON OF A BITCH! (pounding him) QUIT STEALING ARE SPOTLIGHT! RETIRE YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT ARE YOU 90! LET SOMEONE ELES HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT! YOU NOT EVEN A GOOD WRESTLER! ALL YOU CAN DO, IS PUNCH, AND KICK, AND YOU SUCK AT THAT! RETIRE! RETIRE!
BUFFY.
OK, I've had enough, how about you?
FAITH.
Hell yeah!
Faith, and Buffy start beating the shit out of the wrestler. When it's over there the only ones standing.
FAITH.
That was wicked cool. Want to get some food.
BUFFY.
Sounds like fun.
ROSS.
What a main event, fans.
GILES.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE NEVER HAD THE MAIN EVENT! YOU CHEATED THESE PEOPLE OUT OF THERE MONEY!
ROSS.
Don't worrie. They'll just pay more, for the rematch.
GILES.
(Giles punches Jim Ross, and knocks him out) Bloody whanker. Good night everyone.
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