Mr. Burns is looking into wall full of TV monitors. He needs some blood to activate the seal. Smithers walks up to him.
BURNS-
"Smithers, I need some blood."
SMITHERS-
"Oh, sir, you can take mine."
BURNS-
"oh, you fool....I need your blood and internal organs when mine finally start to give out."
SMITHERS-
"Oh, yes, sir...wait...my organs?"
BURNS-
"Who is the biggest loaf in the plant. I need plenlty of blood to activate the seal for my master."
SMITHERS-
"Your master? But, sir...I thought...that game we played last week....?"
BURNS-
"Oh, Smithers....just because we played Paul Revere and you were my horse...nevermind that now. Tell me, you is poor unlucky sap?"
SMITHERS-
"I think, sir, you're best candiate is Homer Simpson."
BURNS-
"Simpson, hey.....excellent. Call him into my office."
SMITHERS-
"Are you sure, sir?"
BURNS-
"Dammit, Smithers. I'm not just paying to tottle with my Wang." Burns points to an old Wang computer. "Send in the oaf."
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