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ROSS.
Ladies, and Gentalmen, I appologgies for what happend before the break. Ric Flair has been taken to a facility, and is being cared for.
ANNOUCER.
LADIES, AND GENTALMEN. THE NEXT CONTEST IS FOR ONE FALL. COMING TO THE RING, FROM SUNNYDALE. WARREN.
WARREN.
Yeah, I'm here. they said one of Tara's fans wanted to kick my ass, for what I did to her. Well I'm going to kill there ass, like I did, that studring retard. (crowd boos vilolenty) Boo all you want. Or should I say, bbb bo all yo yo you w w w w w w w.
GILES.
(Getting up) BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
ROSS.
Giles, please sit down, and watch the match.
GILES.
I KNEW TARA! THAT BASTARD HAS KNOW RIGHT!
ROSS.
Giles just sit down, and watch the match. I'll be OK. (evil grin) trust me.
Suddenly fire shoots from the ring post, and Kane walks out of the gate. Wearing an I love Tara T-shirt. Wanner's eyes go wide.
ANNOUCER.
AND HIS OPPONET. THE MONSTER KANE.
Wanner trys to beg for mercy, but Kane has none. He hits Warren so hard, it sounds like a gunshot. And his teeth go flying. Warren fires back with punchs to Kane's gut. Kane just looks at him, and laughs. Then he grabs Warren's arm, and twist it, until a snaping sound is heard. As Warren crys in pain. Kane throws him outside the ring. He lands on the guard rail. Just then Andrew, and Johnathn, run in, and jump Kane. He graads them, and slams there heads toghether, Knocking them out.
KANE.
There's nobody to help you now boy.
WARREN.
Oh really.
Just then a bunch of robot women jump Kane. As he's fighting them off, Warren pulls out a shock stick, and hits Kane with it. When he goes down, Warrewn covers him, for the pin.
ANNOUCER.
uh, HERE IS YOUT WINNER, Warren?
ROSS.
I don't believe this. This little punk just beat Kane?
GILES.
You said He'd get what was coming to him, Ross!
ROSS.
I'm as shocked as you!
WARREN.
YEAH, BABY. I SLAPPED THIS BITCH DOWN, JUST LIKE THAT BITCH TARA! SSS SSO YYOUU CCCAANN KKIISSSSS MMMYY AAASSSSSSSS!
ROSS.
GET THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE RING, I DON'T EVEN WANT LOOK AT HIM.
WARREN.
(Outside the ring) YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WILL, BUT TARA'A DEAD, AND I'M THE MAN. AND THER'S NOT A F*#KING THING YOU CAN DO AB. (Suddeny Warren his hit by a car. And Ric Flair get's out, still naked.
FLAIR.
I FOUND YOU RHODES! IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT! WWHHOOOOO!
Flair puts Warren in the figuer for. Warren holws in pain.
FLAIR.
TO BE THE MAN, WWWHOOO! YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN! AND I'M THE MAN! WWWHHOOO!
The ring crew finnaly get's Flair off Warren, and takes him to the back. Warren get's to his feat, and doesn't see that Kane has gotten to his. As he turns around Kane grabs his neck, and chokeslams him into the concret. The he pulls out a gascan, and sets Warren on fire. The crowd cheers the loudes of the night.
ROSS.
Well fans. I guess he got what has coming to him, after all. Time for the next Match.
ANNOUCER.
LADIES, AND GENTALMEN. THE NEXT MATCH IS FOR ONE FALL. COMMING THE THE RING, FROM ENGLAND. SPIKE.
Spike walks to the ring, and is hit by a beer cup. He turn to see Axel, flipping him off. Spike trys to hit him, but the ring crew stops him.
ROSS.
Spike getting into it, with Axel, again. He'd better get his mind on business.
ANNOUCER.
AND HIS OPPONENT, FOR DEATH VALLEY. THE UNDERTAKER.
GILES.
Well Spike is one of the most feard vampires of all time. What people don't know, is the Undertaker is also a powerful demon. hundreds of year old, in fact. His ture origins are.
ROSS.
Yeah no one cares, limey. Folks this is going to be a slobber knocker.
The Undertaker clims into the ring, and Spike jumps him. He pounds him, with punches, and kicks. But can't seem to hurt him. The Taker grad him, and chokes slams him. The he rolls his eyes back in his head. Wile he's doing this, Spike trips him, anb kicks him, in the head, over, and over.
SPIKE.
That's right! Your dealing with the Big Bad, Now Nancy! What're gonna do now? Yeah! You ain't so tough. Your just a little bitch! (Suddenly the Taker sits up, grab him, and throws him hard, into the ring post)
UNDERTAKER.
Spike. You'd have been better off putting a gun to your head, and pulling the trigger, Than calling me a BITCH!
The Taker beats him brutaly until he's barely awake. But then Kurt Angle jumps in, and hits the Taker with a chair. Then he gives him, the Angle slam, on the chair. Angel jumps in the ring, and trows Kurt out. But Spike hits him from behind knocking him out. Spike is about to pin the Taker, when Axel jumps in the ring, hit's him, with a chair. and give him a stone cold stunner. Spike falls into the arms of the (now standing) Undertaker. Taker give him the Toumbstone, and pins him.
ANNOUCER.
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE UNDERTAKER.
AXEL.
(Standing over Spike) YEAH, HOW YA LIKE ME NOW, BITCH? YOU F*#K WITH ME, ON MY SHOW! I DON'T THINK SO! LITTLE BILLY IDOL LOKKING PIECE OF SHIT! STILL WHAT TO F*#K WITH ME, ROSE?
STYLES.
Well fans Spike's not having a fun night anymore. I'm here with Buffy, and the Rock. Buffy, what are your thoughts going into tonights match?
BUFFY.
Oh sorry Joey. I wasn't listening. I was reading the TV guied, trying to find Tru Calling.
STYLES.
Tru Calling was canceld.
BUFFY.
Oh, that's too bad. I guess no one watched it. It's to bad that girl's out of work. Ofcoarse she wasn't a very good actress. Or that pretty. But still it's sad. Anyway Faith. I don't know why you want to fight me so bad. I mean I've beaten you every time we've ever fought. BU they, if you want your ass kick one more time. I'm happy to do it.
STYLES.
So Rock. What are your.
ROCK.
(Putting his hand up, and waiting a moment to speak). FINNALY. THE ROCK. HAS COME BACK. TO SUNNYDALE! AUSTIN. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE ROCKS MOVIES! WELL LETS TALK ABOUT YOURS, OH THAT"S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY! YOU ONLY DID THAT SHOW, WITH THE HAS BEEN FROM MIAMI VICE! FIVE YEARS FROM NOW, THE ROCK IS GOING TO BE DOING MAJOR MOTION PICTURES. AND YOUR GOING TO BE DOING INFOMERCIALS! (Mocking Stone Cold's voice) Hi, I'm Steve Austin, remember me? So times when I wrestle. I get that not so fresh feeling. That's when I need summers rain. (Normal voice) Steve.
YOU WANNA BRING THA LITTLE HOE, FAITH JUST GO AHEAD! The Rock is comming to the ring, with a lady that's classy. Your comming to the ring, with a slut, that shows all that ASSY! SO BRING YOUR BEER! BRING YOUR TRUCK! BRING THAT LITTLE SKANK! BRING THE BOTTLE OF SUMMERS RAIN! IT'S DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU BRING! CAUSE THE ROCK, AND BUFFY, ARE GOING TO LAY THE SMACKETH DOWN, ON YOUR CANDY ASS! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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ROSS.
Fans don't you dare go anywhere! We have to take are last break, and your Main Event is next!
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