Spike is standing in front of a viewscreen with everyone sitting and watching.
SPIKE-
"All right, this is why I did what I did....I think, it's kinda fuzzy." Spike puts a cube into the console and a voice, sounding alike like Joss Whedon begins to tell the tale.
JOSS VOICE OVER-
"Okay, millions of years ago some vampires tried to find the ultimate evil planet. They called it Hellmouth. They built a giant computer called Anyanka to find it on the planet of Sunnydale."
The scene looks like a ancient ceremony.
VOICE 1-
"Oh, Anyanka...we require the ultimate question to unlife, the universe, and all that. Can you tell us the answer."
ANYANKA-
"Hmmm....that's a biggy. Come back in 2 million years."
ANDREW-
"So, that's it."
SPIKE-
"Nope, they go back."
This time the scene looks like a vampire Woodstock with thousand of vampires cheering and laughing.
VAMPIRE 1-
"Oh...Anyanka, (cheers) have you come up with an answer."
ANYANKA-
"Yep....but you're not going to like it."
VAMPIRE 2-
"Just tell us..."
ANYANKA-
"Okay, okay, damn...like keep your shirt on....the answer to the ultimate question of unlife, the Universe, and all that is....42." The cheering stops.
VAMPIRE 1-
"42?"
ANYANKA-
"Yes, you little monkey...42. It would have a lot easier if I knew what the actual question was."
VAMPIRE 2-
"But, it was the ultimate question...."
ANYANKA-
"That's no question. But to get the question, I'll will build a more powerful computer, and you yourselves will be transformed into lower creatures to navigate it's ten million year old program...and that computer will be called...." The transmission cuts out.
ANDREW-
"So, that's what you're looking for, the ultimate demon question?"
SPIKE-
"Yeah, why not? We just hit this button, and BAM! we're off to Sunnydale, I think. Hell, we've tried the bloody thing four times and we haven't gotten there yet."
GILES-
"I'm sorry...what are we doing?" The Angelus head pops out.
ANGELUS-
"This!!!" He hits the button.
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