I find Buffy to prove that I’m no longer Xander the measly wuss and turns out she’s a mess, so I get to go on a fun “Buffy you’re my hero” kick to boost her morale rather than a “Buffy I actually have muscles to flex now” to make me her hero.
Note to self: Don’t ever, EVER touch anything belonging to Buffy. She gets scary. Like, really really scary.
Then she dusted this vamp bitch, got her stuff back, and Giles came running out of nowhere blabbing on about responsibility. I couldn’t really tell by the look on Buffy’s face if it was as random as it appeared from my point of view, but I assumed not, because she just shrugged and we all walked away.
Met Buffy’s roommate. Nice girl. Hugged her. Her back seemed oddly bumpy, like she was a hunchback in several places or something, but her posture was fine so I didn’t want to bring it up in case it was a sore subject.
Apparently Cathy (that’s Buffy’s roommate with the back thing) has been giving Buffy some doubts about whether Celene Dion and Cher are entirely human. At last check, Buffy was ranting about how no one who wasn’t a demon could sing like that and actually sell albums.
Willow’s also having roommate issues, but in a different sense, what with the constant partying and all. Buffy’s too wrapped up in researching Cher to find out her “origins” to notice, and Willow’s too Willow to just tell her about them. So Xander comes to the rescue once again, being the best friend of all ladykind.
Giles is happy, though.
And then there’s my fun home. All by my lonesome in the freezing basement where all I have for company is an old TV and a bottle of fabric softener, who really isn’t all that much for conversation.
But apparently I am today.
With myself, at least.
Oh, Xander Gander… what would I do without you?
I’ll leave that question unanswered rather than make my life seem even more pitiful than it actually is.
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