ANDREW-
"Giles come over here, there is someone I like you to meet. This is Spike, President of the Galaxy. And my...what is it...one third-brother or cousin...."
SPIKE-
"He shares three of the same mothers as I do. Hey, President of the Galaxy, but I don't like to brag...WHAT AM I SAYING? Of course, I love to brag!!! I bet out Wilkins for the gig."
GILES-
"Oh....Andrew, this is Buffy."
SPIKE-
"What? You guys know each other?"
GILES-
"Yes, we should to work together."
SPIKE-
"Buffy, can we go over to..."
GILES-
"Hey, we were talking!"
Suddenly, Spike's head flips up and a second head comes up as a vamped out Angelus.
ANGELUS-
"Look, four eyes, I told her to go over there. What, c'mon 'blood bank' you want to fight...."
GILES-
"'Blood Bank'"
ANDREW-
"Yeah, Spike's a vampire...but he's kinda of cool.." Spike's hand reaches up and pushes the Angelus head down, and he returns to his former self. "So, Spike, why do you steal your own ship?"
SPIKE-
"What I'm about to show you will clear everything up. But first, drinks!!" Everyone starts the bar, but Spike puts his arm around Giles. "Wait a minute, Greg.."
GILES-
"Giles."
SPIKE-
"Yeah, right, Giles...listen Buffy doesn't know about Earth, okay. So, please don't mention it..." The Angelus head pops back out.
ANGELUS-
"...or I'll pull your spleen out through your throat." Spike pushes the second head back down.
SPIKE-
"Okay."
XANDER VOICE OVER-
"The best drink this side of the Bronze is the Pan-Galatic Gargal Blaster. It's kinda of like having from brain wraped around by a lemon, and there smashed by a solid gold brick."
Spike and Andrew take a drink.
SPIKE AND ANDREW-
"WOW! OH!! OW!!!" They are both instantly drunk.
ANDREW-
"So, Spike...what's up with the two heads...."
SPIKE-
"Oh, yeah, that...well supposely you can't be President with a whole brain...it's crazy."
ANDREW-
"So, you carved it up...."
SPIKE-
"Yeah."
ANDREW-
"So, where are you going?"
SPIKE-
"Let me show you."
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