'When Furbies Attack!'
Xander waited boredly by Willow's locker after calculus for his best friends to turn up. He was pretty much dozing off when a faint muffling was heard from inside the metal door. He decided it was nothing but murmurs from the class next door, but when the voices began giggling, he knew they were coming from her locker.
"Don't tell me those damn things are awake." Xander muttered to himself. Since elementary, he and Willow had exchanged locker combos, but they'd crossed their hearts and hoped to die, eat a feces and earthworm pie that they wouldn't go through the lockers unless absolutely, life or death, gotta open them or the world would blow up situation. Her Furbies driving him crazy was close enough to that. He looked up and down the hall to make sure no one was around and covered the lock with his hand for added protection.
"23-18-24-9-11…" he muttered. The click of the lock opening came softly and he opened the door.
'That boy me Scared. He blow up Clokiee.' Came the familiar mechanical voice of Buffy's Furby.
"Ah ha!" Xander proclaimed. The seven Furbies shifted to look at him and started all laughing. "What? What the hell are you all laughing at?"
'You small boy. We Furbies.' Said the Furby to Jalopy's side, whose name was Jaws.
"I figured that out. Aren't you supposed to be talking in that weird language?" they all burst out laughing again. "If you don't stop that, I'll shove all seven of you into my grandpa's RV's fryer."
'You have no guts!' taunted Gonaya, Willow's first of the robots.
"No guts, huh?" Xander began to reach in when Aluta, Willow's white and grey and the one with the most annoying laugh, bit into his wrist. He yanked his hand out of the locker, Furby and all, and began smacking it against the wall to the side as the other six spilled out on top of him. They were all giggling and laughing tauntingly, biting into numerous places and one even beginning to dance.
'Boogie! Doo-ooh. Doo-ooh! Party!'
The bell rang as the Furbies continued their attack. Students stopped and laughed as he rolled repeatedly, thwarting off the furballs, trying to keep them off his arms and face. Willow and Buffy appeared in the crowd and ran over to him. The robots had stopped their assault and were know just talking in Furbish, like the were meant to when they were together. Xander stood up and swept the remains of Willow's favorite, Leena, off his back. Where he was lying there was a small pile of twisted and crackling wires, fur and parts of the Furby's 'organs'. But no batteries could bee seen.
"Xander!" Willow shrieked, running and closing her locker before anyone saw the assorted dried plants and roots and other Wiccan objects. Her Furbies were all laughing, two had fallen asleep, and the growing crowd had started cracking jokes about the three of them. Buffy and the other female slayerette were both fuming mad that Xander had gotten into Willow's locker and blushing in embarrassment.
"Alright people, move it along." Principal Snyder commanded the crowd, pushing his way through the mass of taller students. "Harris, Rosenburg. Summers. Why am I not surprised you three are in the middle of this? Get these stupid little toys out of here and get to class, or the three of you will have your own detention time slot put into your schedules." The still-assembled crowd laughed even louder before Snyder glared at them. "And everyone here will be joining them." The laughing students quickly cleared the halls and left the Scooby Gang with six laughing Furbies and a pile of wires.
"I cannot believe you Xander! You snuck into my locker, smashed Leena to bits and why? Just go back to blowing up your cousin's and stay the hell away from me!" Willow yelled at him, gathered her Furbies and ran away. Buffy picked Jalopy up and petted him to sleep.
"Xander, you really blew it this time. These things cost thirty bucks and I have a feeling you'll be hearing from Mrs. Rosenburg." The Slayer turned and walked off after Willow to console her.
Cordelia Chase walked by and just laughed at her ex-boyfriend.
"Before, you were a pathetic loser. Now, you're a shell of a pathetic loser-slash-loner!" she smiled at her easily made put down and sauntered away. Xander looked down at the remains of the Furby and sighed as Oz walked up.
"What was that about?" Xander just looked at him. "I got held back in gym."
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