our hero forged on throw the wind and the snow,
He had helped so much already with little to show.
Out the candy cane field through the snow made of cake,
Our dear vampire did think . . .
“Why is everything made of food for god sake?”
Then at last they arrived, like a dinosaur raptor,
To face the new peril contained in this chapter.
The water, mud brown, the elves did advance with a hop,
To get to the sleigh they cross the lake of soda pop.
“Let’s hurry Mr. Vampire,” Billy yelled for their sake, “We must get across quickly before the creature do wake.”
“Is this going to be like the last ‘terror’ I fought?”
“No this is much worse then that frightful snowman, if we had any choice I’d say run as fast as you can. But with time running out we now must make haste, quick lets bolt for the boat no time to waste.”
Spike pondered the plan, though said with elation,
He couldn’t continue without making one observation.
“This lake is about three feet across why don’t we just walk around it?”
“No it has to be crossed,” elf Sally said back, “to the other side we must travel for time we do lack.”
“Bloody elves! Always have to do things the hard way. Right where’s this soddin’ boat?”
to the edge of the lake the elves did flock,
The vamp saw their craft, which did leave him in shock.
“What? That’s it? That’s our boat?”
“Hurry Mr. vampire!” cried Billy getting in, “we must travel in this or else we must swim!”
“The bloody things made of marzipan! How’s it suppose to hold my weight?”
“No time for questions we have to push off!” Said elf Billy while vamp spike did scoff.
The small boat did travel across the lake made of pop,
When all of a sudden there was an almighty plop.
A creature of evil did swim for the craft,
It did circle our hero going from fore to aft.
The elves hugged in horror at the horrible scene,
They plead to their hero that their numbers don’t wean.
Suddenly the creature did launch and sailed through the air,
It landed in the boat, which caused spike to stare.
“What the hell? This is this soddin’ shark is two inches in size. And made of chocolate!”
He picked up the shark, with is temper still a fume,
In one single motion, the shark, he did consume.
“Horary, Horary,” Elf Billy did shout,
Our vampire did glare and punched his lights out.
Sally watched this response, her small head she did shook,
This violent outburst earned spike a cross look.
“What? . . He annoyed me.”
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