Theme music comes up, and the episode's opening scene are as usual until the couch scene, it shows Homer dressed as Spike, Marge as Dru, Bart as Adam, Lisa as Glory, and Maggie as the Annoited One.
Otto is driving the bus to school as usual. Bart and Millhouse are in the very back.
MILLHOUSE-
"So, what's the new neighbors like?"
BART-
"Oh, you know, just another family for Homer to borrow stuff from and never return."
MILLHOUSE-
"Any kids are age?"
BART-
"No, that's too bad...if think it's making Nelson nervous."
The scene cuts to two rows of seats acroos from Bart and Millhouse. It shows Nelson with a chart and a pointer showing his gang 'the numbers'.
NELSON-
"Now, as you can clearly see, wedgeys and lunch money are way down. We may need to start charging our regular customers more of both." They look over at Bart and Millhouse, and the two smaller boys shake in fear.
They get to the school, and go to their classroom. A new teacher is standing at the front of the class.
BUFFY-
"Hello, students, I'm Miss Summers, and I will be your sub until Miss Krobopel gets back from her...uh...'vacation'. Any questions?" Nelson raises his hand. Buffy points to him.
NELSON-
"Losersayswhat?"
BUFFY-
"What?"
NELSON-
"HA! HA!"
Buffy grazes at him after she figures out she's been had. After school, Buffy calls Giles at their new house.
BUFFY-
"Giles? The Hellmouth isn't here. I was sure it was at the school."
GILES-
"Buffy, not all Hellmouths are in schools."
BUFFY-
"Yeah, but where is it?"
In a darken room, a robed figure is chatting over a Hellmouth Seal. Lighting flashes as Mr. Burns laughs under the hood of the robe.
BURNS-
"Now, just a little blood..." He picks his finger with a small dagger, but instead of blood, dust comes out. "Drat! I need some actual blood."
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