Homer SImpson is laying in his harmic, drinking a Duff beer. 'Yep, what's right. This is why God made sick days.'. Bart and Lisa were still at school, and stupid Flanders was at church. He takes another sip of beer as he causally throws a frisbee at Santa's Little Helper. The disc hits the dog in the face, and the pooch just stands there. Suddenly, his haromic's string is cut by a crossbow arrow. He falls to the ground with a thud.
HOMER-
"Awww....damn it, I spilled my precious, beautiful beer."
A young, dark haired girl enters the Simpson's back yard. It's Dawn Summers.
DAWN-
"Oh my God. I'm so, so, so sorry, sir."
HOMER-
"What in the hell were you shooting at, anyways."
DAWN-
"Oh..I was just...looking at the crossbow."
HOMER-
"Just me, I'm an except with weapons. Your problem was that everybody knows when handle a deadly weapon...you must start out by drinking a beer. Here you go." Homer tires to hand Dawn a Duff Beer, but she holds her hand up, and backsup, and then runs.
AUTHOR'S NOTE, AND A BIT OF A RANT: You know, the Simpsons has had almost every actor on the show, and has done more TV crossovers in history...so my question to Matt Goering? Where was Buffy in all this? We didn't even get a 'Treehouse of Horror' pardoy. :(
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