Giles head was spinning when he woke up on the hard metal floor. He looked around and saw Andrew looking around on the walls.
GILES-
"Andrew, what the bloody hell happened?"
ANDREW-
"Well...Giles, the Earth was destroyed."
GILES-
"By who?"
ANDREW-
"These aliens known as the Vogons. Here check in this, just open it, and say 'Vogons'. I nicknamed it Xander."
Giles opens the book and says 'Vogons'.
XANDER VOICE OVER-
"Okay, here's the deal...Vogons are these ugly, stupid beings who work for Wolfman and Hart. They go around blowing planets up, and reading poetry. If have give you a choice between their poetry and death, choose death."
GILES-
"They sound charming." Suddenly a barage of strange alien language.
ANDREW-
"Giles, put this in your ear." Andrew forces a strange small fish into Files ear.
XANDER VOICE OVER-
"The Babel Fish is completely messed up. You stuck the thing in your ear. Disgusting, yes, but you can hear any spoken lanuage in your own. Cool, huh?"
After the fish is in Giles's ear, he can hear the Vogon captain.
VOGON-
"....according to the policy of hitchhikers laid doen by the bylines of Wolfman and Hart."
Suddenly a door opens, and two gigantic Vogons come in, grab Giles and Andrew. They march them to an airlock and toss them off the ship.
VOGON GUARD-
"Bye...Bye."
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