so the vampire left with the quest in hand,
Into the adorable world which he could barely stand.
To help out Santa in his time of need.
Not for glory, not for power, not even for greed.
“I can’t bloody believe this. Pulled half way round the soddin’ world and they make me walk to this castle. I don’t understand why fat boy would let me take one of them horse things he had in that shed. You know if I was stuck in a Hanukkah special they would have given me a car or at least a dreidel to ride on.”
“Do not fret Mr. Vampire,” elf Billy did spake,”We will aid you on your quest for the children’s sake.”
“You’ll need us on your journey,” elf sally did cry,”we’re very eager that’s why, that’s why!”
“You’re not goin’ to talk like that the entire trip are you? ‘Cause that’s what gets little people eaten.”
With his elf friends company and all the patients he can muster,
He cleaned off his shoes and straightened his duster.
Off to the field made from canes made of candy,
The vamp though to himself . . .
“Mate, a bourbon would be handy.”
They travel at night, not that he’s to blame,
It’s simply to stop him from bursting to flame.
The journey was long and the field very wide,
Made of giant curved candy where bad things could hide.
Both Billy and sally hugged for support,
They hope their small lives wont end up short.
Just then a sound, some rustling heard,
It could be a cat or maybe a bird.
But our Vampire friend is not easily fooled,
Using his keen Vampire sense, he expertly tooled,
Spike discovered the source as quick as he can,
A creature of badness the evil snowman.
“Har, Har!” laughed the snowman, who straightened his hat,”you fell for my trap well how ‘bout that.”
“You have got to be Bloody kidding me! An evil snowman? That’s it I’m going home.”
“Wait!” cried out Billy, full of dismay, “we need a champion oh please don’t you stay.”
Sally went to Billy, running fast as she can,
“What shall we do to defeat the snowman?”
“What the hells wrong with you two? I’ve seen some of the scariest things then this and none of them would be caught dead using a carrot for their nose. Look I’ll show you.”
Spike walked with purpose and pushed off its head,
The snowman did quiver and then fell down dead.
“See.”
the elves shout “horray” at the heroic feat,
With spike as their champion they could not be beat.
the vampire squirmed awkwardly as the elves danced around,
”hey get the hell off me” he yelled with a sound
The elves did comply with the vampire’s request
They had a long way to go. No time for rest.
“Next time either one of you tries to use me as a dancing pole fat boys gonna have a worker shortage. You got me?”
Putting his best foot forward, this cute word making him sick,
Or vampire hero mumbled . . .
“Someone definitely has to die! And I won’t make it quick.”
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