‘twas the month before Christmas and the elves did dash,
Making presents for boys and girls in a flash.
There were toys of all shapes and sizes galore,
All wrapped in parcels, which stacked from top to floor.
Santa prepared, all decisions he had to weigh,
For not to long now it was to be Christmas day.
But, alas, there was a problem that caused them to fret,
This years season they would soon not forget.
Because something was taken that caused them dismay,
When Santa discovered someone took his sleigh.
“Oh no,” he exclaimed, “What shall we do? With out my sleigh Christmas is through.”
The elves all did gasp at the horrible notion,
At the sad boys and girls who they have such devotion.
But unknown to all their big problem, you see,
Would be answered but wise ones, the powers that be.
They searched through the lands both far and wide,
To see where their champion, at this point, did hide.
Their movements were swift in all directions avail,
Until, at last, they found one in the town of Sunnydale.
Using magic of old, and energies of light,
To the North Pole was transported this creature of the night.
The confidence restored the elves shouted ‘horary!’
They powers have sent a vampire to save the day.
In his clothes black as night lay the man from beyond,
The new location did startle the platinum blond.
“What the hell?” the vampire did say,
Still very curious why his crypt did fade away.
Santa rushed forward, through the elves you see,
And did shake spike had with relief and much glee.
“Thank you good sir we’re in a terrible bind. To offer you services you been very kind, my sleigh is missing and time is running out. Please help us Spike!” old Santa did shout
The vampire did gaze at the jolly old man,
This unusual situation didn’t suit him as a plan.
“Alright! Who the hell are you and where the bloody hell am I?”
“Why you’re at the north pole,” said jolly Saint Nick, “to help with our problem, yes you’ll do the trick.”
“Right . . . Sorry mate. Don’t work with crazy people no more. Now if you just to pop me back home . . .”
“Oh please Mr. vampire our problems are high, why wont you help us oh why, oh why?”
The plea of the elves the vampire did not sway,
He was having the most peculiar day.
“Is there any reason you lot are speaking in rhyme? I recommend stopping if you like your heads where they are.”
The crowd did step back from the violent response,
The vamp shook his head and thought . . .
“Who the hell is the ponce?”
“I tell you, I’m Santa now be on your way! I can’t do my work if I am with out a sleigh!”
Spikes patients wares thin some reasoning he attempt
For his sake, the rhyming, he’s glad he’s exempt.
“So let me see if I got this right. You’re Santa and this is the North Pole.”
Jolly Saint Nick his head he did nod,
Spike resists all urges to punch the weird sod.
“Oh this is bloody brilliant, good one spike, you got yourself stuck in some soddin’ Christmas special”
“So you’ll help with our quest,” said old Father Christmas, “ ‘twould be sad if the day came and missed us.”
Spike thought long and hard ‘bout the quest Santa conveyer,
He never had this problem when dealing with the slayer.
“Now if I do this for you I get to leave loony town and go back home right?”
Now Santa did smile, this plan’s not to cruddy,
Since a deal had been reached with William the Bloody.
“Alright fat man, what does old Spike have to do?”
“The journey is long and you life you may yield once you face the dangers of the candy cane field . . .”
“. . . the water’s traversed with you’re life at stake. Once you face the creature in the soda pop lake . . .”
“ . . . Then onward you travel if you past the test. To meet the frogs challenge, please do you’re best . . .”
“. . . on to the castle, there is no time to slump. Where you must free my slay from the Mighty Grump.”
the vamps shook his head at what his quest does consists
“Mate, I am way to sober to deal with this.”
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