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STYLES.
Welcome back fan, I'm Joey Styles. And I'm here with Spike. Spike, I'm going to get right into
it. Why where you shaking hands, with Kurt Angle?
SPIKE.
What, I wanted to meet him. He's famous, and all.
STYLES.
But he's facing Angel tonight. Is something up.
SPIKE.
Nothing's up, officer. I really don't care who the great poof faces.
KURT.
Hold on Joey. I was just talking to Spike. Saying how Angel doesn't deserve Buffy. But your trying to make it look like were planning something. Pardon my french, but that's BULLSTUFF!
SPIKE.
This interveiw's over, Nancy.
STYLES.
Bullstuff?
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ROSS.
Well fan's it's time for out next's match.
ANNOUCER.
LADIES, AND GENTALMEN. THE NEXT MATCH, IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. COMING TO THE RING, FROM PARTS
UNKNOW. THE SINISTER MINISTER, CALEB!
CALEB.
Well now, I'd like to say I'm happy to be here, but frankly being around so many sinners, and
whore, truly makes me sick, to my stomch. (crowd jeers) Say what you will, but the women, are slut's
and the men are thievs. You know I'm right. I'd love nothing more, than to bead you all, into
a bloody pulp. But I guess I'll have to settle for beating my opponet.
GILES.
Well I really think this is a bad idea. I was there when Caleb put out Xanders eye. How can someone deal with such a maniac.
ROSS.
By being a bigger maniac. And that's exactly who he's facing.
ANNOUCER.
AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM LONG ISLAND NEW YORK. THE HARDCORE LEGEND, MICK FOLEY!
FOLEY.
Frist of all, I just want to say, it's great to be here, in Sunnydale Callafornia. (crowd pops)
Caleb, I really didn't like crazy priest when I was an alter boy. And I don't like you now.
I really think it's wrong to attack the good people of Sunnydale Callfornia. (crowd pops)
Now somebody need to kick your ass, but I don't think it's me. (crows boos)Now hold on, folks.
I've seen what he did to poor Xander. And I just don't think I'm ready for that kind of Brutality. But I know someone who is. (He opens his shirt, to show a Cactus Jack teashirt, and the crowd goes wild) I think you know him. His name is Cactus Jack!
ROSS.
CACTUS JACK! This match just changed completly! Caleb thought he was facing kindly Mick Foley.
But he got one of the most maniacal, sadistic men in the history of the sport!
GILES.
What in God's name, are you talking about? It's the same man, with a diffrent teashirt.
ROSS.
Yes fans, thing have really changed now!
GILES.
I'm talking to myself.
Jack runs into the ring, but Caleb is ready for him. He kicks him in the head, knocking him down.
Then reaches for his face, to put his eye out. But Jack bites off his finger.
As Caleb stagers against the ropes, Jack clothes lines him (and himself) over the ropes.
Jack clims to the top of the ringpost, with a chair, and drops the chair(with his weight behind it) onto Caleb (ECW chats begin).
Jack hit Caled hard with the chair. He goes to hit him again, but Caleb catches the chair, and hits Jack with it.
CALEB.
You've had your fun, sinner. But now it's Judgement Day.
Caled picks Jack up, by the feet, and begins slamming him against the floor. Then he throws him in to the ring. But after he get's into the ring, he stops to yell at the fans, and doesn't see Jack empty a bag of tumbtacs, on the canvis. WHen Caleb turns around Jack backflips him into the tacs.
As Caled holws in pain, Jack jumps outside the ring, and pulls a baseball bat, wraped in barb wire, from under the ring. Then he lights it on fire, jumps back into the ring, and begins beating savagely beating Caleb, with it. Caleb falls to the ground, muttring someting about a lawsuit. Jack covers him for the 1 2 3.
ANNOUCER.
HERE'S YOUR WINNER, CACTUS JACK!
ROSS.
Well it looks like your boy Caleb got his ass kicked!
GILES.
MY BOY? He is not my.
Suddenly Shawn Michaels music begins to play, as he walks into the arena.
SHAWN.
May I have your attention. The Commish has some thing to say. Since Vinne Mac got his ass kick, and taken from the building! The ICON, THE SHOW STOPPA, THE MAIN EVENT, THE HEARTBREAK KID, SHAWN MICHAELS, IS IN CHARGE TONIGHT! (crowd cheers) Now, that being said, there's a problem with the main event. See we have to bitches, with PMS. And they can't get along. And ther facing Buffy, and Faith, who can't get along ether. So I'm mixing thing up, just a little. It's now going to be, Stone Cold, and Faith. Facing Buffy, and the Rock. (Crowd cheers wildly)
ROSS.
WOW! What an annoucement! This is going to be great!
GILES.
Well I must say, it's alot fairer than before. At least both teams have a fighting chance.
ANNOUCER.
THE NEXT MATCH IS FOR ONE FALL. COMMING TO THE RING, FROM LA, ANGEL!
AND HIS OPPONENT, THE OLYPIC GOLD METALIST KURT ANGLE!
ANGEL.
Do you really want to do this?
KURT.
You beat your sweet potato pie, I do! I'm kicking you rear end, Buster!
ANGEL.
Look, you really need to call this of, before your get.(Before Angel realises what's happening, Kurt suplexes him out of the ring) I'll right (he vamps out) Now your dead!
Kurts actualy doing well, against Angel. Using his mat wrestling skills to keep Angel of blance.
And even get's him in the ankel lock. But Angel kick out, with his Vampire strenght, sending Kurt into the ropes, and punches him, when he bounces back. The Angel get's on top of him, and starts punching.
ANGEL.
See, I was going to go easy on you (punch). Your brought this on yourself(punch). Do you(punch), have any Idea(punch), how much(punch) brooding I'm going to have to do, after this!(punch).
ROSS.
Fans, I think this is about over. Kurt can't take much more. WAIT A MINUTE, SPIKE JUST JUMPED IN THE RING!
Spike hits Angel with brass nuts, then piledrives him. The he pulls Kurt on Angel, for the pin.
ANNOUCER.
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, KURT ANGLE!
ROSS.
DAMN IT! THAT SON OF A BITCH SPIKE RUINED THE MATCH! ANGEL HAD IT WON! THAT'S CHEATING, IT'S NOT RIGHT!
GILES.
Let me see if I understand this. You have no problem, with a man, beating another man, with a burning piece of wood. But your upset by that?
ROSS.
YOUR DAMN RIGHT! IT'S ONE ON ONE! NOT TWO ON ONE, THAT'S BULLSHIT!
suddenly Shawn Michaels walks out again.
SHAWN.
I guess your really prowd of yourself Spike. Well I'm prowd to. cuss I just booked you a match. You call yourself big bad. Well tonight, your facing BIG EVIL! (crowd cheers) You, are going one, on one, with THE UNDERTAKER!
ROSS.
OH MY GOD! SPIKE'S A DEAD MAN
As Spike leaves the ring, visabliy upest, he sees a man, with long hair, a leather jacket, and an AC/DC teashirt, siting in the front row. Spike start arguing with him.
ROSS.
Spike getting into it, with a fan here. Wait, I'm being to that's Axel, from Axels Arena. Spike was on that show a wile back, and they had a phyical incounter. What's he doing here now?
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