It's just a joke, folks, so don't take it presonaly.
The door is finnaly opened.
AXEL.
WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THAT SON OF A BITCH?
CAMERA MAN.
Axel, the shows been crazy. Wonka went to Wolfram and Hart. They b.
AXEL.
WHO THE FUCKS WONKA?
CAMERA MAN.
Some woman, said she knew you, anyway, Tara's back form the dead. Kennedy came out, Wonka called Kennedy the wicked bitch of the west. She flipped out, She and Tara got in a fight, and destroyed the studio.
AXEL.
WHAT? THE STUDIO? WHERE'S TIMAN? I'M GOING TO FIRE THAT SON OF A BITCH! THEN I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! THEN I'M GOING TO KILL HIS FAMILY, FOR THE TROUBLE HE'S CAUSE ME!
BEER GOOD.
Hey Axel, I was wondering if I could intreveiw Glory on the.
AXEL.
WHY DON'T YOU KISS MY ASS, NUMBNUTS? NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
BEER GOOD.
What a dick.
CAMERA MAN.
Try working for him.
BEER GOOD.
Hey, aren't you David Lee Roth.
CAMERA MAN.
No man, I'm not him. Bibad bop.
AXEL.
WHERE'S TIMAN? WHERE'D HE GO?
MAN.
He's down in the other stage, taping the next show. But I think you should came down first, before you. (He doesn't finnish, because Axel give him a side kick, and knocks him down. Then picks up a bat).
AXEL.
Yeah, we'll see about that. (Axel walkes into the room, and all we here is screams, and loud bangin noises, then Axel comes out.)
AXEL.
Well I feel better (to man) So Wonka hu?
Just a joke folks, I hope nobodys upset for me using there name. By the way, in one of Timans chapter's he mention me beating him with a bat, so I made this go along with that.
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