PART I
The scene opens on a very skinny demon waiting in line and then he looks towards the camera.
DEMON-
"Oh, hi. I guess you don't recongize me...I Balthazar. You know the disgusting over-weight demon from Season three who tried to crush Angel's skull until I was electroducted by the Slayer. Well...I didn't die, but I did make some changes in my life.
He is now sitting at a table.
BALTHAZAR-
"As you have noticed, I lost a bunch of weight...and it's all thanks to Subway Restraunts. That's right! I have eaten Subway sanchwhiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner....mixed with some pig's blood, of course. So far, I've lost 1500 pounds and still counting."
VOICE OVER-
"Results not typical. Includes regular exercise and the selling of your immortal soul to Satan."
PART II
A darken room, and then strobes lights lite up a hot looking car.
VOICE OVER-
"A breakthough in automotive technology. The SUX 9000. Comes standard with GPS, DVD, CD and voice activated ignation."
A another light shines on Jonathon.
JONATHON-
"The SUX 9000. It's what I drive."
VOICE OVER-
"Buy the SUX 9000 today...it's what Jonathon drives."
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