I stare at the wall. I'm a grandfather. I can't be a grandfather, I'm only...whoa...I guess I can be. Aw, hell what am I going to do? After that little revealation, I couldn't bring myself to tell Faith about Buffy. And then it hits me: holy shit, how am I going to tell Buffy that she is that just Faith's stepmom, but a step grandmom. A knock on the door breaks me away from my thinking.
ROBIN-
"Ash, you okay."
ASH-
"Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Oh, and by the way...congrads on knocking my daughter up! I've done the math, she was pregnant before you guys got married."
ROBIN-
"Yeah...like you and Buffy?"
ASH-
"How the fuck did you know about that?"
ROBIN-
"Giles called, you know, in case Faith wigged out."
ASH-
"Well...I just got used to the idea of being a father, and now a grandfather. What am I going to Buffy?"
ROBIN-
"So, you going to ask her to get married?"
ASH-
"Damn straight. Just how do you tell someone you is 27 years old that their a grandmother."
ROBIN-
"That's...uh...WOW!...didn't think of that."
ASH-
"I just wished things were like the old days. Deadite: kill them."
Right on cue, Deadites smash through the windows and starts attacking. Ash and Robin hear the carnage going on downstairs and Ash grabs his Boomstick. Faith and the Slayers handle most of the Deadites, and Ash, with the biggest grin in history on his face, blasts the last Deadite to pieces.
ASH-
"Shot gun...$299. Shells...$1.99. Splattered Deadite...priceless."
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