TIMAN
Hi folks! Timan here filling in for Alex who is of doing something I can’t be bothered making up. By now we should all know the adventures of the slayer and her friend, the countless apocalypses they stopped and all the lives they saved but what about the silent victims who only seek the recognition they deserve? I’m talking about the original group of teenagers and their loving pet who drove around in a multicolored van putting in hour after hour to make the world safe from unemployed abandon amusement park owners. Finally, after many years of silence, these meddling kids speak out.
SHAGGY
Zoinks! It’s like a travesty of justice man! Like, we’re on the road no stop all year with no supplies and these guys jump in and steal our name it was, like, far out!
FRED
The gang and I are not actually upset that they took the name all we want is the recognition for our hard work.
VELMA
And a portion of the royalties
TIMAN
So you feel the you have been ignored some how through out all the glitz and glamour of the slayers?
SCOOBY DOO
Ruh Huh! Rey came in rand stole it! AWWWWW!
DAPHNE
If they had just consulted with us before hand then this lawsuit would not be going ahead.
TIMAN
Now with this lawsuit you are trying to claim emotional damage why is that?
SHAGGY
It’s like far out man! Because of all this hype about these slayer chicks we had to change our name to ‘mystery Inc’ man. So not cool.
VELMA
And poor Scooby, because of all the publicity, he was forced to change his name as well
TIMAN
Really what to?
SCOOBY DOO
Fonzerelly.
TIMAN
I see. So now that you kids and Scoob . . . I mean Fonzerelly have a lawsuit against the slayers would there be anyway of call this off before it gets any worse?
VELMA
No. I mean, Jinkies, they stole our freaking name!
(Timan reaches down and picks up a box from next to his chair)
TIMAN
Would you do it for one Scooby Snack?
SHAGGY
Hey! We’re, like not going to be bribed man!
TIMAN
Two Scooby Snacks?
FRED
I’m sorry the gang and I have our mind is made up.
TIMAN
Three Scooby Snacks?
(The group huddle.)
DAPHNE
We’ve decided that if we can have five Scooby Snacks EACH we’ll drop the lawsuit.
TIMAN
Deal. Well there you have it folks the crisis was solved thanks to four teenagers and their strange dog food eating habits. Until next time see you later
SCOOBY DOO
REY! Raggy got six!
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