I don't own the Josh whedon characters.
This is just a joke, so please don't take it to seriously.
Also this isn't meant to attack any religion. Just closed minded people, that think
they have the right to tell everyone else what to believe, and how to believe it.
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AXEL.
Axel here folks. Do shows like Buffy, and Angel make people worse human beings?
Most people would say no, of coarse not. What kind of stupid question is that?
But my guest tonight says yes. He is a twenty year Baptist Preacher, and the head
of people against pornography organization, Revend Mark Frier.
Thanks for being here Revend.
Rev.
No thanks needed, It's my duty as a Christian, to fight the kind of sick, depraved trash, that a
show like Buffy promotes.
AXEL.
Well Reverand, with all due respect. I just don't see what the problem is. I mean were in the
middle of a war. Binladen's still out there. Huricanes have destroyed the coast. Unemployment is
on the rise. Racial problems, on both sides, are out of control. Frankly I don't understand why
your so worried about a fictional TV show.
REV.
That's just it. Shows like Buffy, have dulled are sense of right, and wrong. So we have wars, and
the other problem, because were worse spiritaly. Let's take this person Willow, for example. She's
a open satanist.
AXEL.
Well, that's not exactly.
REV.
Please don't enterupt me, son. She's an open satanist, and practises homosexualty. Giving
Millon of people the idea, that it's OK to choses, and don't kid yourself, it's a choice, that
sinful lifestyle. It's disgusting, two women, kissing, touching eachother. Going down, and.
excuss me, I'll be right back. (He goes to the restroom, and twenty minutes later, he comes back,
with a satisfied look on his face) Sorry, what was I talking about?
AXEL.
How two women, have sex, is gross.
Rev.
Right, it's terrible. Also this Angel, a name he should NEVER have been aloud to use. He's has
a soul? Let me tell you something. Demons DON'T have souls. This gives the idea that evil can be
good, and it's OK to play with the occult, as long as your a so called good guy. And of coarse
There's Buffy herself. Dressing like a little whore, talking back to her mother. getting in fights.
killing her teachers! Girl look up to that? No wonder all are little girls dress, and act like
little sluts. Thats why my children arew only aloud to watch PAX.
Axel.
(Under his breath) poor kids.
REV.
What was that?
AXEL.
Nothing. Reverand, even with all these (sarcasticly) brilliant idea you have. I'm still not
convinced that Buffy, or any TV show has the power to make someone bad. I grew up watching
horror movies, listening to Metal record. And many other things people say are bad. Yet I've
never killed anyone. And I don't think I'm going to get Heaven, and God's going to care what
I watched on TV.
REV.
Well that's why your going to hell, son. You've been brainwashed, by this evil, which I've never
been, because I've never watch that filth.
AXEL.
Wait? did you just say you've never even SEEN THE SHOW? How do you know so much about the
characters?
REV.
Well My orangization, give me research, that they.
AXEL.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING
ABOUT! YOUR JUST SPITTING OUT, WHAT SOMEONE ELSE TOLD YOU! GET OUT!
REV.
Son, your clearly filled with sin, and need to pray.
AXEL.
Your right Rev. I am a sinner, and I'm going to pray right now. (get's on his knee's) Lord,
forgive me for watching an evil TV show. Forgive me for listening to evil music. Forgive me
for looking at women, which at least make me better that Willow, according to this man, but is
still wrong. And wile your at it, I really need to be forgive for this.
Axel jumps up, and begins beating the shit, out of the reverand, for about ten minute, before
stoping.
AXEL.
Amen. goodnight folks.
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