Xander had been on the road for awhile now so he pulled into a gas station in a very small town (It made Sunnydale look like L.A.) and filled up his tank and went inside to get some food and pay. When he walked into the store he was the only one there besides the clerk.
“Hi,” Xander nodded to him. The redneck clerk just looked at him, grumpily, “Okay then.” Xander went down one of the aisles picking some food up and carrying it to the counter. On his way to the counter Xander noticed some a pack of Twinkies. He couldn’t carry it because his hands were full so he pushed it into his pocket and made his way to the counter. He paid for his food, said goodbye to the grumpy clerk, and got into his car.
Xander started to drive down the road and out of the town, when he felt something in his pocket. He reached inside and found the pack of Twinkies. He had forgotten to pay for them. ‘Opps’ Xander thought and that’s when he saw the flashing lights of the cop car behind him in his rearview mirror. ‘Come on,’ Xander thought, ‘all this for a package of Twinkies. Well I am in one of the less modern towns of California.’
As Xander pulled over he recalled a story his Uncle had told about this town where they executed a guy for stealing a pack of cigarettes. Xander gulped as the cop yelled at him, his gun raised.
“Put your hands above your head and get out of the car!” the cop yelled and Xander obliged. The cop walked over to him and handcuffed him and arrested him.
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“Listen,” Xander said to the cop. He was sitting in the cop’s office being interrogated, “It was an accident. Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is.”
“You don’t see what the big deal is! You murdered someone that’s an offence punishable by…..” the cop began.
“Wait! What?! I didn’t murder anyone! All I did was accidentally steal a pack of Twinkies!”
“Is that why you murdered the clerk because he caught you stealing.”
“No, I didn’t murder anyone!”
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Xander dialed his parents with his one phone call, “Hi mom, yeah it’s me Xander….Your son, mom….Listen, I’m in some trouble. I need some money for a lawyer, a good one…….I’m charged with murder……..Mom! Mom, don’t cry mom!.....No, I didn’t do it……How much? I don’t know a few grand……No? What do you mean no……I don’t know if that’s such a good idea……She hung up.”
Xander put down the phone and allowed the guard to escort him back to his cell. ‘Well at least I have a lawyer,’ Xander thought, ‘What am I saying it’s my cousin Vinny. I’m screwed.’
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Just so you know this part of the story is going to be loosley based on the movie My Cousin Vinny. I wasn't orgianlly planning on doing this but I wanted Xander to get arrested and I thought this would be a very funny way to do it and get him out of jail.
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