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Pretty much a Girly name. by axel
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"I really don't care about your traditions" said Angel, to a room, of purple demons "You stay in this

town, you don't sacrifice baby's. And if you try to, we kill you. Any questions?" "Uh, yeah" said one

of the demons, "weren't we supossed to see Angel?" "I am Angel," she growled. "But, I thought Angel

was a dude," said the demon? "There was a mystical accident" said Angel, "It made me this way. But it

will be fixed soon en." "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA," the demons laughed. Angel ran to the demon that asked

the question, and chopped his head off, with a sword. "ANY MORE QUESTIONS," said Angel? They all shook

there head, no. "Good" said Angel, "this meeting's over!" Then she walked into the hall, where Fred

was waiting. "Where's my cure," snapped Angel? "Well uh, it's not that simple Angel" said a very

nervous Fred, "We did the spell right, but for some reason this happend. Wes is trying to get Willow to

help." "I understand Willow" said Wesley, as Fred, and Angel walked into the room, "but regardless of our

phillosophical diffrences, you can't just leave him, like this. It's not right. You need." Angel grabs

the phone from Wes. "Willow, This is Angel! Stop laughing! This isn't funny! Yor spell didn't work, and

you need to fix it. STOP LAUGHING! Look, this is your mess, and you need to clean it. She hung up!"

"Well, I wonder why?" said Wes, "I was making progress, with her. But know I dout we'll be see her, any."

Suddenly, a flash of blinding light filled the room, and a very angery Willow was standing there. "MY

MESS" said Willow, "MY MESS! IT'S MY FAULT, YOUR PEOPLE CAN'T STICK THERE FINGER, UP THERE,WELL I CAN

SAY, BUT YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN!" "Hey now" said Fred, "we followed you instructions, to the letter."

"Well, Ya did something wrong, there geinous. (she look at the spell, writen on the paper) This isn't

even close to what I said. Who wrote this, Ray Charles?" Wes, looks down, in shame. "Well mabye if you'd

have came, like we asked" said Angel. "Yeah well, I don't usualy help bad guys," said Willow. "Hey, we

are not bad guys" said Angel, "were using Wolfram, and Hart's rescorses to help people, many people, as

opposed to a few, like we used to." "Keep telling yourself that, Angel" said Willow, "Maybe you'll start

to belive it." "Well it must be nice, looking down on everyone, from your Ivory tower," said Angel.

"Thats it" said Willow" "I'm throwing down, girly man!" "Bring it on, Straberry Shortcake," said Angel!

"Ladies, please," said Wes, which got him a dirty look from Angel, "I mean lady, and Angel. This isn't

helping. Willow, as I was saying, You know it's not right to leave Angel like this." "Right" said Willow,

"Because being a woman, is a fate worse than death." "Hey" said Angel, "I don't want to stay this way.

I'm supossed to be a man. How would you like it, if you woke up, a man." "Yeah, that wasn't fun" said

Willow, which got her looks from everyone, "Can I speak to Angel, alone please?" The others left the room.

"First of All, Angel. I have to get this off my cheast. Why are you here? Wolfram, and Hart? There

eveything your supossed to be against. And don't say you can change them, because you know better." "I

had my reasons," said Angel. "You mean Connor" said Willow, which shocked Angel, "You didn't really think

that memory spell would work on me, did you? I'm to powerful for that. Angel you took away eveyones

memories, you raped there minds, you had no right." "And you had a right, to do the same thing to Tara"

said Angel, "Yeah, I know a few thing about you to. Connor was going to kill himself, and take a whole

store, with him. He was a monster, and I made him that way. So I sold my soul, to give him back his life.

Willow, I need you help right now. But I understand if you don't want to give it. But don't you dare judge

me!" Willow was quiet for a moment, then spoke, "Alright Angel, I'll do what I can. But there is a problem.

Normaly All I'd have to do, is turn you back to your normal state. But you haven't been in your normal

state, since you became a Vampire. Since I can't cure a Vampire, the next best thing is to change you back

to what you were before you were a woman. Which is a puppet. See if the first spell had work right, this

wouldn't be a problem, but now it's like your lost. Now you can go back to a puppet, then to a woman again,

but we can't get to you being a man," "So there's nothing you can do," said Angel. "I didn't say that" said

Willow, "I'll look into it, and do the best I can. But, you may be stuck this way, forever." "Angel" said

Wes, stickiong his head in, "Nina is here. Do you want to see her?" "NO" said Angel, "Tell her I'm sick,

tell her anything, just not about this."
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"So now, he's a bloody girl" said Spike, to Nina, "He's this dantie little thing. It's so funny!" Suddenly

Nina kicks Spike in the balls, and goes to Angel's office. "What'd I say?" Nina goes to Angels office, and

they talk behind closed doors. Twenty minutes latter, she runs out crying. Wes, and Fred go inside. "She's

left me" said Angel, "Not that I blame her." "Angel, I'm sorry," said Fred. "Ah, it's not like we were in

love" said Angel, "we just went out a few times. Talked to Willow. She says I may be stuck like this. So

I don't expect her, to go gay, for me. At least thing can't get any worse." Just then, her phone rang.

"Hello," she said. "Miss Angel."

"Just Angel!"

"Sorry Angel. Anyway, theres a Buffy Summers here to see you."






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