So Buffy’s zoning out in history class, and then she’s suddenly in 1955. Kind of ironic, if you ask me. Gives me a good reason to skip history tomorrow.
So she witnesses this scene between some jock and a teacher and they’re touching hands and speaking softly. Buffy blinks and she’s back in 1998. Her teacher calls the class a bitch and tells them not to walk away by accidentally writing it on the board. He seemed totally unaware that he’d written such harsh words, according to Buff.
She tells me all this on the way to my locker where I get ATTACKED BY A SCALY GREEN HAND.
It beat me up and ripped my shirt!
Buffy went to go tell it who the big muscle of Sunnydale High was, but it was gone.
Willow thought it was all very funny. Especially when we determined that there was a ghost situation in the school. She was shortly talking about exorcism.
Wait, I’m not there yet.
Okay.
So the night before, Buffy had been checking in with Giles before turning in for the night when she caught a kid about to shoot his girlfriend. Buffy beat him up about it, the gun disappeared, and both the guy and his girlfriend denied having an argument. Apparently they were having a grand old time, and then he was yelling at her and she was yelling back and neither of them knew why and then he had a gun.
The same thing happened a night later with the janitor and a teacher, only this time it went further. The janitor’s statement states that he was bidding her goodnight, though they’d barely met, and then they were spontaneously having a lover’s quarrel. He then apparently conjured a gun and shot her. Still against his will, he ran away from the scene. Giles stepped out of the shadows and tackled him.
The gun disappeared.
The teacher died. I didn’t know her.
I hate our school.
So then Giles is under the serious impression that the ghost is Ms. Calendar and she’s acting out against her violent death in the school.
Poor guy. He just wouldn’t budge on the issue.
So Willow made a plan. She decided that she, Buffy, Cordy and I would go and say words at midnight, and then the ghost would go away. Exorcism.
Cordelia made an excellent point about how absolutely everyone in that movie died.
It didn’t work. Mostly, there were wasps that ran us out of the school. No one died, though, so I’m calling it a plus experience. For a while there, we thought school was going to be out forever.
Besides, now I know how to conjure wasps.
We determined who the ghosts were and Buffy had a wigfest about how one of them wanted forgiveness. She was applying herself to the whole situation. I don’t know why. She’s just a goof that way.
Then the evil school full of wasps summoned her back. They let her through, but when the rest of us tried to follow, we found ourselves about to be stung.
Stupid Slayer access.
Angel found his way into the school. He played the female part, which I personally think is hilarious. Buffy shot him, but being a vampire and all, he survived, and saved Buffy before she could shoot herself in the band room.
Then they KISSED.
Why does everything always end in kissing with those two? Even when he’s evil.
Anyway, I’m calling the whole thing all right. Giles is being Giles again, Angel saved Buffy when all this time he’s been trying to kill her, and the school is wasp-, snake- and poltergeist-free.
Well, I ruined a shirt.
But other than that, things worked out.
Oh, except that Buffy’s reliving the whole “I put out and now my boyfriend growls at me” thing.
I’m getting tired of the whole routine. I thought we agreed when Jenny died that she was going to kill him, not kiss him and then cry about him.
Even if she was possessed.
Me? Bitter?! Never!
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